Fall in the south revolves around one thing and one thing only… college football. The SEC is regarded as the most accomplished American athletic conference in terms of national championships. Football is far more than a sport, it's a way of life. The lines are drawn in a house divided at kickoff, and families are torn apart by rivalries. Our mothers tried their best to raise well behaved ladies and gentlemen, but southern hospitality is put on hold for three months come September. From over the top tailgating in Oxford to standing with the 12th Man at Kyle Field, each and every school has its traditions. However, we put our differences aside to pick up the pitchforks and torches to rally against public enemy number one, The Crimson Tide. The University of Alabama is a football dynasty, and while many loyal fans would argue that our hatred for houndstooth stems from jealousy, that couldn't be further from the truth. What do we have to be envious of? Missing teeth, incestuous relationships, a below average I.Q.? For crying out loud, Forrest Gump is U of A's most notable alumnus; it's almost too easy for us. We might not have BTHO Nick Saban and his minions this past weekend, but there's always next year. These were some of the highlights of Bama Hate Week 2016...
This is how you remind me of what I really am- a fightin' Texas Aggie.
C'mon Saban, that's just bad bull.
"You don't have to be lonely at cousinsonly.com"
At least Nick Saban is putting himself out there... let's just hope he doesn't swipe right on one of his cousins.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in maroon makes all the girls swoon.
