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50 Iconic Quotes From 'The Golden Girls' That Will Always Make You Laugh
"People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me, I just drink whatever's in the glass."
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"The Golden Girls" created history when it first premiered in 1985 setting the stage of strong-willed female characters who are aging gracefully with dignity. It is a treasure trove filled with humorous scenes and situations that will always be relevant to watch. I still rejoice in watching these spectacular women embrace life with full stride and the way they always strive to focus on the brighter side of life.
These 4 dynamic and awe-inspiring women taught us that age is indeed nothing more than a number and that we can set out to accomplish anything our heart desires at any time.
<p>"The Golden Girls" also highlighted the marvelous camaraderie that can exist between women and the sublime power of female friendships!</p><p>Whether it be Rose Nylund's optimism and pure innocence towards approaching life or Blanche's flirtatious and wild attitude, both are a great cocktail to have in life. On the other hand, the disciplinarian and erudite nature of Dorothy is also required in this exotic cocktail of unique personalities. </p><p>Even the adorable and happy-go-lucky spirit of Sophia will forever remain etched in our hearts, especially her classic romantic stories from Sicily. </p><p><strong>So to revive the golden memories of these 4 phenomenal groundbreaking women, I'm listing 50 iconic quotes that will always make us jump with enthusiasm!</strong></p><p><div class="powrload_9edb92"></div>
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“Rose, I know this is a long shot, but did you take much acid during the sixties?” – Dorothy
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"I wonder if jewelry comes from Jewish people? In Little Falls, the jeweler was Jewish. Jeweler, Jewish—I wonder if there’s a connection." - Rose
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"How long is this story?" - Sophia
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“It was at that moment I realized my bosoms had the power to make music.” – Blanche
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“My Mother Always Used To Say: The Older You Get, The Better You Get, Unless You’re A Banana.” - Rose
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“Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.” - Blanche
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"Let me tell you a story. Sicily, 1912. Picture this” - Sophia
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"It's like we say in St. Olaf -- Christmas without fruitcake is like St. Sigmund's Day without the headless boy." - Rose
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“I could vomit just looking at you." - Dorothy
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“Dorothy: I have a date. Blanche: With a man? Dorothy: No, Blanche. With a Venus Fly Trap.”
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"Well, nobody ever believes me when I'm telling the truth. I guess it's the curse of every devastatingly beautiful woman." - Blanche
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“People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me, I just drink whatever’s in the glass.” - Sophia
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"Rose: Tell me, is it possible to love two men at the same time. Blanche: Set the scene, have we been drinking?"
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“After 80, every year without a headstone is a milestone!” - Sophia
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"Grandma Hollingsworth always said I was a little flighty…or was it a little floozy?" - Blanche
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“Boy, I remember when I was a little girl, when we’d get depressed. Grandma could always cheer us up. She’d take out her dentures and she’d take a healthy swig from the aquarium, and then she’d put a flashlight under a chin, and we could watch the goldfish swim from cheek to cheek. We could have watched it all day… but visiting hours were only from ten to four.” – Rose
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"Where Are You Going?” “To Either Get Ice Cream Or Commit A Felony. I’ll Decide In The Car.” - Dorothy
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“I could get herpes listening to this story!” – Dorothy
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“No matter how bad things get, remember these sage words: You’re old, you sag, get over it.” -Sophia
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“You've given some of your finest performances in back alleys” – Dorothy
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“Let me tell you girls the three most important things I learned about life: number one, hold fast to your friends; number two, there’s no such thing as security; and number three, don’t go see Ishtar. Woof.” – Sophia
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“Go to sleep, sweetheart. Pray for brains." - Dorothy
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“I hate to admit it but he melts my Haagen-Dazs.” – Rose
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“Like I’m the only person who ever mixed a margarita in a sailor’s mouth?” – Blanche
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“It’s wonderful dating in Miami. Every single man under eighty sells cocaine.” – Dorothy
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“I’m jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo.” – Blanche
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“I will put a Sicilian curse on you that will be like hell on earth” – Sophia
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<small class="image-media media-caption">angry golden girls GIF by HULU</small>
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"You look more like a chicken when you're angry." – Rose
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<small class="image-media media-caption">golden girls rose GIF by HULU</small>
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<h2 data-role="headline">
“Life can turn around and spit in your face.” – Sophia
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<small class="image-media media-caption">golden girls life sucks GIF by HULU</small>
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<h2 data-role="headline">
“There is a fine line between having a good time and being a wanton slut. I know. My toe has been on that line.” – Blanche
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<small class="image-media media-caption">I Win Golden Girls GIF by TV Land</small>
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“It’s like you people don’t pay any attention to me whatsoever.” – Rose
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<small class="image-media media-caption">golden girls omg GIF by HULU</small>
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“Fasten your seatbelt, slut puppy. This ain’t gonna be no cakewalk!” – Sophia
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<h2 data-role="headline">
“I’m not one to blow my own vertubenflugen.” – Rose
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<h2 data-role="headline">
"I thought I was gonna die. I swear I have never felt such agony. I saw my entire life flash before my eyes and I thought, ‘What a shame if I die now, I’m too young…and I’m wearing the wrong underwear.” - Blanche
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<div class="rebellt-item col1" id="rebelltitem36" data-id="36" data-reload-ads="false" data-is-image="False" data-href="https://www.theodysseyonline.com/iconic-quotes-from-golden-girls/its-like-life-is-a-giant-weenie-roast-and-im-the-biggest-weenie-rose" data-basename="its-like-life-is-a-giant-weenie-roast-and-im-the-biggest-weenie-rose" data-post-id="2650148183" data-published-at="1611726983" data-use-pagination="False">
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“It’s like life is a giant weenie roast, and I’m the biggest weenie!” – Rose
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<h2 data-role="headline">
“If This Sauce Was A Person, I'd Get Naked And Make Love To It” – Sophia
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<h2 data-role="headline">
"I know I look square, but I’m like my father’s tractor. I take a while to warm up, but once I get going I can turn your topsoil till the cows come home." - Rose
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"Dorothy: Rose, what are you listening to? Rose: A relaxation tape. The rain is supposed to relax me. Dorothy: Is it working? Rose: Not really. I keep worrying that I left my car windows down."
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<h2 data-role="headline">
“I eat raw cookie dough. And occasionally, I run through the sprinklers and don’t wear a bathing cap. And at Christmas, I’ve been known to put away more than one eggnog.” – Rose
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<div class="rebellt-item col1" id="rebelltitem41" data-id="41" data-reload-ads="false" data-is-image="False" data-href="https://www.theodysseyonline.com/iconic-quotes-from-golden-girls/excuse-me-rose-have-i-given-any-indication-at-all-that-i-care-sophia" data-basename="excuse-me-rose-have-i-given-any-indication-at-all-that-i-care-sophia" data-post-id="2650148183" data-published-at="1611726983" data-use-pagination="False">
<h2 data-role="headline">
“Excuse Me Rose, Have I Given Any Indication At All That I Care?” - Sophia
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<div class="rebellt-item col1" id="rebelltitem42" data-id="42" data-reload-ads="false" data-is-image="False" data-href="https://www.theodysseyonline.com/iconic-quotes-from-golden-girls/i-think-theres-a-connection-between-your-brain-and-wallpaper-paste-sophia" data-basename="i-think-theres-a-connection-between-your-brain-and-wallpaper-paste-sophia" data-post-id="2650148183" data-published-at="1611726983" data-use-pagination="False">
<h2 data-role="headline">
"I think there’s a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste." - Sophia
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<h2 data-role="headline">
"They were all buying T-shirts, you know, the ones that say, ‘Today is the first day of the end of your life." - Dorothy
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<h2 data-role="headline">
“Oh, Sophia. I want to explain about last night. When I was a little girl one summer we had a terrible thunderstorm…" - Rose
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<h2 data-role="headline">
"I've been having a good time, and there wasn't even a man in the room." - Blanche
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<small class="image-media media-caption">damn i'm good golden girls GIF</small>
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<h2 data-role="headline">
“Dorothy: Oh, c’mon Blanche. Age is just a state of mind. Blanche: Tell that to my thighs."
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<small class="image-media media-caption">golden girls dorothy GIF</small>
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<h2 data-role="headline">
“I’m an old white woman. I’m not supposed to have color. You want color? Talk to Lena Horne.” - Sophia
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<h2 data-role="headline">
"Jealousy is an ugly thing, Dorothy. And so are you, in anything backless." - Sophia
</h2>
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<small class="image-media media-caption">golden girls sophia GIF by HULU</small>
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"Calm Down, Honey." - Blanche
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"You know what they say: you can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he’ll die.” – Rose
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