Soccer moms are what's known as the American middle-class suburban mothers who usually spend their time going to their children's sporting events.
They're known as the "busiest" people who take every situation too seriously or to the extreme. These are some signs to watch if you're a soccer mom or not.
1. The go-to car is a minivan
Always... And I mean always, if you have a mini van, it's a giveaway that you're in a competition to be the best soccer mom in the world.
2. You scream from the top of your lungs
Shouting, grunting, jumping, all the tricks and maneuvers to get attention. Deep breathing and an angry face are a plus if you're a professional.
3. Bringing food to every activity you attend
The food choice is endless, from healthy snacks with water, to fruits with juice boxes. Hoarding them in your car, even in the spots that you'd never think of placing them in.
4. You always have a plan
There's an event and it's in two days? You're on top of it. Basically, you're the calendar that your friends always needed but never had.
5. Water is your best friend
You have dozens of water bottles, and spares just in case someone wants one. The recommended "drink 8 glasses of water a day" is a walk in the park for you.
6. Living with "that" typical name
50 points if you were born with a name like Deborah, Nancy, Pam, Helen & Karen. You're automatically placed in the Hall Of Fame of Soccer Moms with one of these "great" names.
7. You're a soccer fan
It sounds obvious, but that's the main part of being a "soccer mom".
8. You're known as the "taxi driver"
If anyone needs a lift, you're the first one to get a call. You're there on time, ready to pick someone up, basically the "free Uber guy".
