Living on the first floor can be a blessing and a curse. While carrying your groceries straight into your apartment is really easy and you never have to ascend stairs, having to constantly listen to your upstairs neighbors' ruckus can be a real pain. Although it is highly unlikely that any of these things are actually occurring, here are some possible activities that could be going on up there.
1. Bowling with boulders
2. Clogging
3. Hosting a Carnival
4. Tap Dancing to Thrift Shop by Macklemore
5. Pogo-sticking
6. Hosting an Equestrian competition
7. Playing basketball with Lebron James
8. Testing out their Moon Shoes
9. Invading Japan
10. Practicing with the Drill Team
11. Doing Zumba while wearing their cement shoes
12. Hosting the Kentucky Derby
13. Filming the sequel to Coach Carter
14. Doing suicides with Usain Bolt
15. Choreographing the dance number to āGetācha Head in the Gameā
16. Learning to use a jack-hammer
17. Putting together their latest Ikea purchase
18. Letting Simone Biles practice her floor routine in their living room
19. Putting on a firework show
20. Mastering the set list for Sunset Music Festival
21. Drag racing
22. Volunteering their apartment to NASA for the latest rocket launch
23. Having an extremely loud break-up
24. Wrestling with John Cena
25. Performing Shamuās āBelieveā show in the bath tub
26. Enduring an Earthquake that seems to only affect their apartment
27. Learning to play the guitar with Jimi Hendrix
28. Doing Jumping Jacks with a fifth grade class
29. Founding a Kangaroo rescue
30. Training an elephant to clap
31. Entertaining a party of sumo wrestlers
32. Hosting New York Fashion Week
33. Surprising someone via flash mob
34. Hanging out with the cast of Stomp the Yard
35. Installing a Trampoline and then using it at 3 a.m.
36. Doing karaoke with Fall Out Boy
37. Playing Bumper Cars
38. Roller Blading
39. Playing Dance, Dance Revolution
40. Reenacting World War II (artillery included)
41. Riding a mechanical bull
42. Going through a water birth
43. Practicing daily Feng Shui
44. Farting into ten megaphones
45. Fostering Clifford the Big Red Dog
46. Hosting a Crush Party for every fraternity on campus
47. Playing the Tuba
48. Participating in a Drum Circle
49. Dancing to Gangnam Style
50. Reenacting the stampede scene from The Lion King
51. Letting the Cat in the Hat make himself at home
52. Playing patty cake very aggressively
53. Sheering a heard of sheep
54. Testing out their new John Deer tractor
55. Starting up a mosh pit
56. Blaring āFruit Saladā by the Wiggles
57. Going through labor with quintuplets
58. Hanging out with Corbin Bleu and the cast of Jump In!
59. Welcoming 98 new members to their home on Bid Day
60. Pissing me off
