Living on the first floor can be a blessing and a curse. While carrying your groceries straight into your apartment is really easy and you never have to ascend stairs, having to constantly listen to your upstairs neighbors' ruckus can be a real pain. Although it is highly unlikely that any of these things are actually occurring, here are some possible activities that could be going on up there.

1. Bowling with boulders

2. Clogging

3. Hosting a Carnival

4. Tap Dancing to Thrift Shop by Macklemore

5. Pogo-sticking

6. Hosting an Equestrian competition

7. Playing basketball with Lebron James

8. Testing out their Moon Shoes

9. Invading Japan

10. Practicing with the Drill Team

11. Doing Zumba while wearing their cement shoes

12. Hosting the Kentucky Derby

13. Filming the sequel to Coach Carter

14. Doing suicides with Usain Bolt

15. Choreographing the dance number to “Get’cha Head in the Game”

16. Learning to use a jack-hammer

17. Putting together their latest Ikea purchase

18. Letting Simone Biles practice her floor routine in their living room

19. Putting on a firework show

20. Mastering the set list for Sunset Music Festival

21. Drag racing

22. Volunteering their apartment to NASA for the latest rocket launch

23. Having an extremely loud break-up

24. Wrestling with John Cena

25. Performing Shamu’s “Believe” show in the bath tub

26. Enduring an Earthquake that seems to only affect their apartment

27. Learning to play the guitar with Jimi Hendrix

28. Doing Jumping Jacks with a fifth grade class

29. Founding a Kangaroo rescue

30. Training an elephant to clap

31. Entertaining a party of sumo wrestlers

32. Hosting New York Fashion Week

33. Surprising someone via flash mob

34. Hanging out with the cast of Stomp the Yard

35. Installing a Trampoline and then using it at 3 a.m.

36. Doing karaoke with Fall Out Boy

37. Playing Bumper Cars

38. Roller Blading

39. Playing Dance, Dance Revolution

40. Reenacting World War II (artillery included)

41. Riding a mechanical bull

42. Going through a water birth

43. Practicing daily Feng Shui

44. Farting into ten megaphones

45. Fostering Clifford the Big Red Dog

46. Hosting a Crush Party for every fraternity on campus

47. Playing the Tuba

48. Participating in a Drum Circle

49. Dancing to Gangnam Style

50. Reenacting the stampede scene from The Lion King

51. Letting the Cat in the Hat make himself at home

52. Playing patty cake very aggressively

53. Sheering a heard of sheep

54. Testing out their new John Deer tractor

55. Starting up a mosh pit

56. Blaring “Fruit Salad” by the Wiggles

57. Going through labor with quintuplets

58. Hanging out with Corbin Bleu and the cast of Jump In!

59. Welcoming 98 new members to their home on Bid Day

60. Pissing me off