Football fans exist on a range that varies from "I'd die for my team" to "Was that a home run?" and whether you are clueless about football or eat, breathe, and sleep it, there is one thing we all have in common: we all watch the Super Bowl. It is the one sporting event that has something for everyone, even non-fans. If "your team" is playing, you watch it; if you just like football, you watch it; if you like the commercials, well, of course you have to watch it; and then there are some people that will watch anything just to have a reason to tailgate. So whatever your reason is for watching it, here's a little something we can all enjoy.

Drink if...

1. Someone mentions the age difference between Peyton Manning and Cam Newton.

2. They STILL find a way to bring up Tom Brady and/or The Patriots

3. They show a celebrity in the stands.

4. The bring up Cam Newton's fines.

5. They mention Michael Oher and "The Blind Side."

6. Michael Oher's adopted family is shown in the stands.

7. Cam Newton "dabs."

8. A commercial plays for food you have in your kitchen.

9. Beyonce flips her hair during the halftime show.

10. Budweiser commercial plays. And chug your beer if you're drinking a Bud Light.

11. A commercial has puppies and they are really freakin' cute.

12. There is a microphone malfunction (halftime show/post-game interview).

13. Peyton Manning is seen with a giant red helmet mark on forehead.

14. Touchdown.

15. Peyton Manning is in a Papa John's commercial.

16. A "Zoolander" trailer plays.

17. A Commercial shows a scantily clad model eating a burger.

18. A Mobile Phone service commercial promises better 4G, LTE stuff.

19. A car commercial that advertises the same brand of your own car plays.

20. Cam Newton actually gets fined.

Chug your drink if...

1. Broncos win.

2. Panthers win.

3. A commercial makes you cry.

4. Beyonce is fierce AF in the halftime show.