It's the time for late night studying, questioning what you're doing with your life and an excessive amount of crying. That's right; it's the end of spring semester. You may feel like you're falling into a bottomless pit of despair, because you are, but at least you're not going through this hell alone.
Virtually everyone on campus (minus a few people who you currently hate with your entire being) are going through the exact same thing you are. The natural response to "how are you?" has disintegrated from "good" to "fine" to "alright" to "help me, I'm dying."
If you find yourself dreaming of the days when you can sit like a vegetable on your couch with your dog nearby, you might be done with your semester. If you're not at that point quite yet, here are some other signs it's time for you to go home:
1. You haven't done laundry in weeks, so your outfits are starting to become weirder as you search through your remaining clothes to find something to wear.
2. You get irrationally angry at everyone over the smallest things.
Sometimes you get angry at inanimate objects, too. It depends on who gets in your way.
3. Your professor assigned a final paper and a final exam.
4. Ordering has gone from once a week to once a night.
5. You are no longer ashamed to cry in public.
People are more likely to offer words of encouragement than to judge you.
6. You're considering taking up alcoholism.
7. You no longer have the will to get up for morning classes/early studying.
Maybe it's because you've been going to bed at 2 a.m. every night doing work.
8. Showering/personal hygiene is optional.
Once again, people probably aren't going to judge you.
9. You call your family more for absolutely no reason.
10. You go on large adventures you really don't have the time for.
Sure, you have two exams and a paper due tomorrow, but Chipotle sounds awesome.
11. You have no money, but you spend more money than you have all semester.
12. The best part of your day is lying in your bed for the 20-minutes before you fall asleep.
13. You've never watched more videos of cute animals in your life; nor have you taken this many Buzzfeed quizzes.
No one else is being productive either.
