We all have done it, gotten into bed, finally gotten comfortable, all to see that the beam of light still coming from the light across the room. It seems to be the ultimate night time struggle after a long day of god knows what. This tends to happen to me more than I would like to admit. So much in fact, I sat in bed one night and thought of this list of things I rather do than get up to turn it off. Pretty sad, right? Well it happened, and I am here to tell you all of the things I came up with.
1. Write this article on three hours of sleep
2. Listen to Nickelback on replay
3. Waste all my skips on Pandora
4. Sleep with the lights on
5. Let my phone die with no way to charge it
6. Run a marathon, and another one, and another one
7. Get kicked off the Wi-Fi indefinitely
8. Fail out of college
9. Step on a Lego randomly every day for the rest of my life
10. Remove a tooth with pliers
11. Watch Donald Trump win the election
12. Drink expired milk
13. Get in a car accident
14. Fold all my laundry
15. Sit in three hours of traffic to only move .3 miles
16. Get pooped on by a seagull
17. Hit my hip on the side of the counter
18. Get blood drawn
19. Find hair in my food
20. Get a gift card to a store instead of cash for a return
21. Only be able to eat McDonalds for the rest of my life
22. Get arrested
23. Have to beg for my job back
24. Get my wisdom teeth removed again
25. Sell my kidney on the black market
26. Eat moldy bread
27. Chug a bottle of Vlad
28. Lose my hair
29. Be kidnapped
30. Be in a Miley Cyrus music video
31. Only having a bag of pink starburst (the worst kind)
32. Rip my last contact
33. Get the flu
34. Lose 10 million dollars in stocks
35. Poke my eye with my mascara
36. Not have air conditioning/ heat
37. Breaking down on the Turnpike
38. Have my dad dance on the boardwalk
39. Having to wake up before 6am
40. Lose all my Pokémon
41. Not being able to "un-match" people on tinder
42. Like someones photo from 3 years ago
43. Run into my ex with their new girlfriend while looking like s****
44. Going on a bad 1st, 2nd and 3rd date
45. Not remembering the night before (not in the good way)
46. Not have hot water in the shower during the middle of winter
47. Eat straight butter
48. Have only mannequins as friends
49. Have to wear a mascot costume when its 100 degrees out
50. Exceed the weight limit on a ride
51. Pick up a hitch hiker
52. Get lost in the woods at night with no cell service
53. Have someone cat call me on the streets
54. Eat the mystery meat in the caf
55. Work for free
56. Loose the "big booty contest"
57. Call Becky with the good hair
58. Have un-tasteful side boob
59. Not have hot sauce in my bag......swag
60. Cut my leg off with a pick ax
