I like to think of myself as a put-together person whose life is somewhat in order, but the truth is, I’m not. I don’t even come close. I’m the girl that feels organized when there’s a mess and who usually gets her sunglasses tangled up and intertwined in her hair.
It’s okay though, I’ve recently come to terms with the fact that I will more often than not be the person in the room that’s kind of all over the place. Honestly though, I’m not necessarily sure if I’m someone who doesn’t have their life totally together, or if I just have really bad ADHD. I think I’m just a type B person whose totally scatterbrained. Basically I’m just gifted with not being able to function fully in the real world, anyhow here’s 20 things that come to mind in regards of being a scatterbrained, type B, possibly ADHD person.
1. How did I get here?
2.Where are my glasses… Wait no we’re all good, they’re on my head.
3.When I think of something funny that happened, I randomly will start hysterically laughing regardless of where I am.
4. I also cannot speak once this said laugh attack occurs, and usually don’t finish the story I was attempting to tell.
5. My face is very expressive and I often compare my different expressions and moods to emojis.
6. I constantly judge other people who look like they have their life together.
7.My purse is a disorganized mess and I can never find anything when I need it, but I could survive off the contents in it for at least a week.
8. I make a to-do-list each day and by 10 a.m. usually write “get life together today” with three underlines.
9. I drop my phone or lose it at least five times a day.
10.I also fall from tripping on air at least twice a week… okay maybe twice a day.
11. I tend to stop abruptly if I see a dog or if the clouds look pretty, and don’t realize that there's other people around me that usually are walking right behind me and end up running into me.
12. I have no idea how to work my GPS or any kind of map.
13. I get really into my music and start to dance and get down without realizing I’m in public and that other people are also there.
14. I accidentally interrupt someone on a constant basis because I’m so excited to tell them something.
15. I always lose shoes!!!
16.I tried to read right to left once because I thought it would be more efficient... It wasn’t...
