The day is finally here and I am sure I'm not the only one who doesn't want this election to happen. I can't guarantee you will be content by the end of the election, but these games will definitely get you numb enough to embrace the results.
1. Take a sip when battleground states go to the color you want them to.
Suggested drinks: whiskey on the rocks or gin & tonic.
2. Take a shot when every time a major state turns a color.
Suggested drinks: tequila, vodka or Jagermeister.
3. Switch between red and blue solo cups when a state turns a color accordingly.
Red and blue, so it can get you in a patriotic mood.
4. Chug a beer when a swing state is "too close" to call.
5. Take a sip every time someone says "undecided voters will determine the election".
6. Have a cup of wine whenever you start yelling at your TV in disgust.
Have the wine already served, it just makes the drinking more efficient.
7. Sip whenever you feel your future is on the line...
8. ... Or when your children's futures are also screwed...
9. ...Or you know, humanity as a whole.
10. Finally, chug a whole bottle if Trump wins.
Preferably strong (very very strong) liquor.
