Girls are weird. I am one and I will admit that I have my moments of not even understanding why we do what we do most of the time. Going into college, there are loads of new people to meet, and finding which category of people you fit into can be rather difficult. So without further ado, here are the types of girls you meet in college.
The Basic Suburban White Girl
She never fails to be holding a cup of coffee from Starbucks, or the We Proudly Brew Starbucks from the campus coffee shop. She can be found rocking her LuluLemon leggings, white iPhone, black North Face Puffy Vest, riding boots and an optional statement necklace. She comes straight from a white picket fence household and let's be honest, the Starbucks addiction she has been unhealthy.
The One Who is Always Cold
She's the girl who is always wearing 3 layers whether it is -20 or 120 degrees outside. She will constantly complain about how cold whatever place you are in is, and asks everyone if she can borrow their jacket or sweatshirt.
The Sweetheart
She's the girl you can always count on to brighten your day with a compliment. She will never fail to make your day a little bit brighter. It is almost like she can brighten a room with her personality and she often times will be the only one to find the positive in an overall sucky situation.
The One with A Boyfriend
Whether she came to college with a boyfriend or got one once she got here, she will never let anyone forget they are together. They take loads of cute selfies, which makes the single girls jealous, and the single guys question how whipped the guy is. Regardless, she is off limits, and makes sure her boyfriend is too.
Daddy's Lil Princess
She's the one who comes to college driving her white Range Rover and claims it's "hers", even though we all know it's under her Daddy's name. This girl gets whatever she wants with the snap of her finger. She often gloats about family trips to Europe or the designer brands she owns.
Madame President
That girl that scares you because she is so quick witted and is overly involved in student government and school affairs. Well, you better watch the campaign trails someday because she may be the next Madame President. First, law school, then the world.
The Makeup Artist
This girl knows her way around a Sephora. It is rare to see her without makeup on, and is the go-to girl for all makeup needs, and will do anyone's if they ask nicely.
The Quirky One Who is a Little Off
She's the girl who tries just a little too hard to be Jess Day from New Girl. She's got quirky tastes and will often wear sweaters with animals on them. She makes comments about how quirky she is, and might even have a huge pair of glasses that slip down her nose subtly. Is the personality all an act, or is she really like that? The world may never know.
The One Who is One of the Boys
She keeps up with sports, and will bro talk with the guys for hours. She's just another one of the guys really.
The Wannabe Hipster
This girl is almost trying too hard to be in the "hipster" generation. She wears large glasses and flannels, and will scoff whenever Roses by Chainsmokers comes on because it's "too mainstream." She likes to act like her Arctic Monkeys and Black Keys albums make her hipster, despite the fact she doesn't even own a record player.
The Sorority Girl
The “Mean Girl”
She's the girl who was a big deal at her high school and claims that she could give Regina George a run for her money. She now is trying to bring her mean girl clique to college, but ain't nobody got time for that.
The One with the Crazy Eyes
She seems nice enough, however, once you spend more time with her, you realize that she has this look. Her eyes get super big, and she starts to get a little crazy. Over time she just always has the crazy eye look and you don't want to mess with her, or her eyes.
The One Who Never Dresses Appropriately
She never quite nails her outfit with the outside temperature or understands that most people don't wear full makeup to an 8 a.m. class. Often can be found wearing heels when it's raining, summer clothing when it's snowing, or does her hair when everyone else shows up with 2 day old ponytails. Sometimes cleavage is good, but not when she has it. Someone call Clinton and Stacy because they need to get the old team back together.
The Serial Dater
No one understands how this girl can get guy, after guy, after guy, after guy. She never seems to be alone, and even when it appears like she might be, a new guy has her around his arm.
The One Who Lives in the Library
The chances of this girl being found anywhere other than the library are slim to none. She is always studying, and has her spot picked out. It is rare to not find her sitting in her usual spot, and if you don't see her there until all hours of the night, something must be wrong.
Jackie O's Mini Me
She's one of the classiest girl's ever. She defines the definition of preppy, and if Jackie O had a modern day equivalent, it would be this girl.
The Mom
Everyone needs their mom. She's there to take care of you when things go south and always seems to control herself in any given situation. She keeps you grounded at a party, and always makes sure you get home safe.
MRS Degree
She is the one who is at college to find "the one" and get married, enough said.
The Future Bridesmaids
These are the girls who will stand by you no matter what. They watch you soar and stumble. They stay up late eating your favorite junk foods together, have Justin Bieber dance parties with you, let you cry uncontrollably when that jerk breaks your heart, then help you find a new guy to make him jealous. Pictures of you guys fill your Instagram, and you know the weirdest things about each other that no on else knows. You might even have the speech you're going to give at their wedding written, just in case there is a sudden wedding in the near future. They are your rock and you are there's as well.
