Whenever Donald Trump, *eyeroll* President Trump, opens his mouth or his Twitter to spew out the next controversial statement of the day, I always think, "What would the Kardashians say? How would they respond? What feedback would they give him?"
So, I want you to imagine Donald standing in the white marbled kitchen of Kris Jenner’s house, surrounded by Kim, Khloe, Kourt (cause we're on a nickname basis), Kris, Kylie’s lips (feat. Kylie), and Kenny (aka Kendall. Like I said, nickname basis).
So, here's what happens:
1. Everyone goes around the table and gives Donald some helpful advice and responds to some of his tweets.
YAS KIMMY TELL HIM.
2. The Kardashians address this tweet below:
We expect that women serving in our armed forces will not be SEXUALLY ASSAULTED while protecting our country. That's right. Don't be so RUDE! Just because men and women are put together does not give the "okay" to allow this type of behavior.
MILLIONS OF AMERICANS DON'T LIKE YOUR OPINIONS AND THINK THEY'RE RACIST, SEXIST, etc.
2. And then this one about his cabinet picks:
BETSY DEVOS... REALLY?! REALLY. The education of our young people is so crucial for the future functioning of our country and putting someone like BETSY as the SECRETARY OF EDUCATION (when she does not have education administration experience or, by the looks of it, any knowledge of what is best for students) is not just idiotic but irresponsible.
3. When Donald brags about his IQ, the Dash Dolls have something to say about it:
4. And they don't hold back in response to his infamous "grab her by the...." line:
Bragging about knowing how to sexually assault a woman is not only disgusting but it should have automatically disqualified you from being the leader of the free world.
YOU HAVE DAUGHTERS, AND YOUR DAUGHTER HAS A DAUGHTER!
Children all across the country aspire to be in your shoes one day and that is the example you set? To give them advise on how to go about assaulting another human being? To ruin a woman's life by "grabbing her by the pussy" and leaving her to live with herself emotionally scarred by the encounter you advocated for?
To your voters who chose to overlook this because "you are a successful businessman": you clearly don't understand the slap in the face you have given to victims of sexual assault.
So President Trump, I think I speak for women across the country (including the Kardashians, cause, duh) when I say that we are watching you and WILL NOT STAND for you to continue this type of behavior. It is unacceptable and inexcusable.
DO BETTER. YOU NEED TO DO A LOT BETTER... QUICKLY.
peace.love.kardashians.
