21 Kardashian Moments That Made You Say 'Literally Me'

21 Kardashian Moments That Made You Say 'Literally Me'

The funniest and most relatable statements by the queens of reality television.
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I'm not going to lie, I have always been so obsessed with the Kardashians. I can remember so far back to when my mom and I would watch "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" weekly and sometimes daily.

That family honestly gets so much unnecessary hate when they're really just doing the best they can and living their life to the fullest with all of the blessings that they've received in life (regardless of how they got them).

I have made a list of my personal favorite funny reactions and things that they have said on the show that I now quote on a regular basis.

1. "How Do You Do Anything With Those Nails?"

Getting my nails done with long tips bring me immense joy, and I honestly feel like I can conquer the world. Khloe gets me.

2. When Someone Is Trying You

Something that I have learned is to never let anyone walk all over you. Always stand up for yourself.

3. When Someone Tries To Tell You How To Live Your Life

Sometimes you just really didn't ask.

4. Whenever You Walk Into Any Room

If you just feel like a queen wherever you go then your day is just so much better.

5. When Your Best Friend Meets A New Guy And You Can't Find Him On Facebook

As if I'll allow her to date someone without doing an extensive background check.

6. When That Piece of Useless Information Brightens Your Day

It's the little things.

7. When You're Spilling Tea And Someone Asks You Questions About It

Tea sessions are for the juiciest gossip, not the minor details.

8. When All Of Your Classes Have Group Projects At The Same Time

It's like they did it on purpose.

9. Your Best Friend After Listing All Of Your Expectations For A Man

Your best friend keeps your standards high but reasonable.

10. When Someone You Don't Like Asks You A Simple Question

Literally just don't talk to me at all.

11. When You're Trying To Figure Out What Went Wrong With Your Best Friend's Love Life

It had to be the emojis.

12. When Someone's Stupidity Just Ruins Your Day

You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

13. Observations At A Frat Party

I don't think my friends have ever stayed at a frat party for longer than 10 minutes.

14. When You Can't Simply Send A Text

What is five minutes without technology?

15. When You're Trying To Explain Your Style

There's not really a way to describe Tumblr style, but you understand.

16. When Someone Asks If You Like Wine

It's basically one of your best friends.

17. When Someone Asks Me About Any School Subject

Especially on the weekends. That part of my brain has shut off so just don't bother.

18. When You've Had A Long Day

I specifically remember going to Whataburger and Taco Bell in one night because my roommate and I couldn't decide between tacos or fries.

19. When You're Tired Of Worrying

I'm just going to let God take this one.

20. When Someone Has Something To Say About You

There is literally no point in worrying about what other people think about you because everyone will have some unwanted thought on it, so just do you.

21. When You're Near People

I cannot stand being around large groups of people for an extended period of time.

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Sorry Not Sorry, My Parents Paid For My Coachella Trip

No haters are going to bring me down.
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With Coachella officially over, lives can go back to normal and we can all relive Beyonce’s performance online for years to come. Or, if you were like me and actually there, you can replay the experience in your mind for the rest of your life, holding dear to the memories of an epic weekend and a cultural experience like no other on the planet.

And I want to be clear about the Beyonce show: it really was that good.

But with any big event beloved by many, there will always be the haters on the other side. The #nochella’s, the haters of all things ‘Chella fashion. And let me just say this, the flower headbands aren’t cultural appropriation, they’re simply items of clothing used to express the stylistic tendency of a fashion-forward event.

Because yes, the music, and sure, the art, but so much of what Coachella is, really, is about the fashion and what you and your friends are wearing. It's supposed to be fun, not political! Anyway, back to the main point of this.

One of the biggest things people love to hate on about Coachella is the fact that many of the attendees have their tickets bought for them by their parents.

Sorry? It’s not my fault that my parents have enough money to buy their daughter and her friends the gift of going to one of the most amazing melting pots of all things weird and beautiful. It’s not my fault about your life, and it’s none of your business about mine.

All my life, I’ve dealt with people commenting on me, mostly liking, but there are always a few that seem upset about the way I live my life.

One time, I was riding my dolphin out in Turks and Cacaos, (“riding” is the act of holding onto their fin as they swim and you sort of glide next to them. It’s a beautiful, transformative experience between human and animal and I really think, when I looked in my dolphin’s eye, that we made a connection that will last forever) and someone I knew threw shade my way for getting to do it.

Don’t make me be the bad guy.

I felt shame for years after my 16th birthday, where my parents got me an Escalade. People at school made fun of me (especially after I drove into a ditch...oops!) and said I didn’t deserve the things I got in life.

I can think of a lot of people who probably don't deserve the things in life that they get, but you don't hear me hating on them (that's why we vote, people). Well, I’m sick of being made to feel guilty about the luxuries I’m given, because they’ve made me who I am, and I love me.

I’m a good person.

I’m not going to let the Coachella haters bring me down anymore. Did my parents buy my ticket and VIP housing? Yes. Am I sorry about that? Absolutely not.

Sorry, not sorry!

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My Honest Poem

Rudy Francisco is my favorite poet and the inspiration to this poem.
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This poem doesn’t hold as much truth as it did when I first wrote it. Right now, I am working on different things, under a different mindset. Nonetheless, this is my honest poem, kids. Hope you enjoy it.

I’m a Sagittarius.
which means
I love to travel.
But I’ve noticed that traveling has made me feel like I never had a real home to begin with....I've become really good at making any place,
Or person
Feel like a safe space I can lay my head for a while.
I’m really good at remembering faces,
I’m working on being bad at that. People find it weird when you stare and don’t share what’s on your mind.
I get anxious when people know my name before I know theirs...I tend to think my acknowledgment is something I have to earn overtime.
I’ve kept my mind hidden for most of my life. Maybe because I’m the youngest of four and whenever I tried to talk I was considered annoying and a bore.
So, I listened more.
I don’t really like to talk.
but I love to write.
I consider these two things completely different. One is a choice, the other is a means of survival.
My favorite things to do should not be my favorite things to do. It includes distance, self-harm, and smiling at people that don’t smile back.
I’m starting to believe family is a 24/7 job with unlimited benefits.
I have spent too much of my time searching for part-time people that make me feel like I'm paying for their presence.
I have major trust issues...blame Drake.
Music is my favorite way to talk. I think it speaks volumes my own voice can never reach. I would love to take a walk with Amy Winehouse and learn how she talks.

















Hi,

my name is Christine.


I think addiction and homelessness are some of the most humane experiences a person can go through.
...and I think love drives us all crazy.
You see, love,
Love has always been a foreign concept in my life. It takes too long to acquire citizenship and I’m over it before it even starts.



- Christine Saint

Rudy Francisco is my favorite poet, and the inspiration of this poem. If you want to watch Rudy Francisco’s Honest poem, here it is.


S/O to poetry, Rudy Francisco, and people that aim to be as honest as possible.

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