- The fact that things have a way of happening at the most inconvenient and inopportune times. My stomach has a gift of knowing precisely when I am in a setting where growling would not be appreciated. I have sat through many school exams shifting uncomfortably in my seat as my stomach makes loud airplane noises. Other examples of this include catching a cold the day before finals start, randomly thinking about something hilarious that happened eight years ago when you are at a funeral and getting an uncontrollable case of the giggles, and the time I tried to merge onto the highway and was overcome by a sneezing attack, causing me to nearly veer off the road and into the guardrail.
- When stores or restaurants or businesses insist on spelling their establishment’s name in the most obnoxious way humanly possible. There is a lovely coffee shop in my hometown called Koffee Tyme and I want to gouge my eyes out of their sockets with a fork every time I look at their sign.
- When you turn on the radio in your car and your favorite song of the moment just happens to be playing but as soon as your heart leaps in excitement the song promptly ends.
- How radio stations conspire amongst themselves and agree to go on commercial break all at the same time just to be infuriating.
- Watching any sort of competition with young, talented contestants. The Olympics, spelling bees, and singing competitions all inevitably make me reflect on my life and wonder where I went wrong and why I am so inept and unaccomplished.
- Stepping on a wet spot on the kitchen floor while wearing socks.
- Along that same note, losing socks. Where do they all go?!
- Dipping an Oreo in a glass of milk, but accidentally leaving it to soak for too long so it just crumbles away into a soggy pile of nothingness. Then when you finally get around to drinking the glass of milk you find a sad lump of disintegrated Oreo at the bottom.
- Trying to use the pointy straw to puncture the little plastic-hole-area of juice pouches but accidentally pushing the straw too far and piercing the other side of the pouch so that juice shoots everywhere.
- How every time I wear something white I inevitably end up eating chocolate cake, or pasta with marinara sauce or drinking coffee, then I spill one of the aforementioned foods or beverages on said white clothing.
- Accidentally breaking the tabs off of cans, rendering them nearly impossible to open without pliers or a Swiss Army Knife.
- Putting your headphones in your pocket for two minutes and then pulling them out only to find that in that short timespan a sailor somehow stole your headphones and tied them in the most complex boating knots imaginable before returning them to the safety of your pocket.
- Going to sleep with wet hair and waking up looking like you were electrocuted.
- Taking a huge gulp of milk when you were under the impression that you were drinking water.
- Taking a huge gulp of anything when you were under the impression that you were drinking something else. Being caught off guard is never a pleasant experience, especially when it involves beverage consumption.
- Trying to study next to someone who has the worst case of sniffles this side of the Mississippi.
- Plugging in a USB drive incorrectly on the first try every time, even though logically you should have a 50% chance of putting it in the right direction each time you attempt this.
- Accidentally having the volume turned all the way up on your phone, so when you play a song you burst your eardrums and are practically deaf for three days.
- Erasers that lie to you about being erasers and instead of cleanly removing the pencil mark it leaves a path of further destruction in the shape of an intense grayish-pink smear.
- The fourteen second countdown in between each Netflix episode of a series. No one has the patience for that. Also frustrating is continuously being subjected to a TV show’s montage introduction or seemingly five hour recap of the previous episode that you just finished fourteen seconds ago.
- When someone leaves you a voicemail on your cell phone. There is 0% chance I will listen to your voicemail, friend. I will delete it straightaway and just call you back.
- When you can’t hear what someone said the first time so you ask them to repeat themselves, but when they do, you still can’t hear them so you just nod and do a fake laugh and hope that that was an appropriate response.
- Spam emails. I could swear I’ve unsubscribed to emails from Uno’s Pizzeria at least nine times, yet I still find a coupon or promotion in my inbox approximately four times a week.
- When you walk into a store just minding your own business and you instantly get assaulted by five different employees asking if they can help you find something in particular.
- Putting Chapstick through the washing machine.
- Putting money through the washing machine.
- Putting your cell phone through the washing machine.
- Having your computer crash and not planning ahead and backing anything up so you end up losing all of your pictures, schoolwork and music in addition to your heart, soul, and identity.
- The existence of wobbly tables.
- Grocery carts with faulty wheels that take all of your body’s strength to steer in the direction you desire.
- Pulling your ripped jeans on and accidentally putting your foot through one of the holes, further ripping it so the hole expands to the size of a meteor crater.
- Dropping the handle of your eating utensil into the food you are trying to eat and having to stick your hand in your soup or bowl of milk and Cheerios to fish it out.
- Going to a concert and having the tone deaf person behind you bellow out every single word of every single song directly into your eardrum.
- Toilet paper rolls that are designed in the cruelest way possible so no matter what technique you use, it’s physically impossible to rip off more than a square inch at a time.
- Getting stuck behind a school bus, tractor, or various other slow moving vehicles. Swerving around a bicyclist or stationary mail truck when there is oncoming traffic is probably one of the most nerve-wracking experiences.
- Realizing you forgot your passport or plane, bus, or train ticket at home as soon as you step foot in the terminal or station.
- Walking through the subway turnstile as soon as the train you need is pulling away from the stop.
- Reaching for the last pickle in the jar and having to fully submerge your hand into cold pickle juice.
- Desperately trying to pour some ketchup onto your French fries and after vigorously shaking it for ten minutes straight to no avail, having it suddenly burst so the entire ketchup bottle is emptied onto your fries. Equally as exasperating is squeezing ketchup out of the bottle and having all the gross liquidy stuff come out first. The moral of the story is that bottles of ketchup are extremely uncooperative.
- When you are too active as a passenger in a car and your seatbelt locks up, preventing you from moving a muscle.
- Writing a paper while subconsciously (or consciously) eavesdropping on someone having a conversation beside you, and then realizing you have started typing down words they are saying rather than your own thoughts.
- When you go into your basement to get something, and as soon as you get down the stairs and turn on the basement light you have no idea what that thing was.
- Eating a mozzarella stick and nearly choking to death on the cheese that gets stuck in your throat.
- Falling in love with an article of clothing in a store and then finding out that they have every size but yours.
- When the advertisement before a YouTube video is a preview for a horror movie and it’s not one of the ads you can skip, so you are forced to sit through the most terrifying thirty seconds of your life just so you can watch a cute video about cats.
- When one of the strings of your sweatshirt gets trapped inside the hood and then you are stuck with a singular string for the rest of your life and it looks so sad and lonely.
- When someone eats both halves of a Kit Kat bar at the same time instead of savoring it and eating each half individually like a normal person.
- The art of popping a bag of popcorn in the microwave. Mine either turns out burnt or 80% of the kernels remain unpopped, there is no in between.
- When you’re drinking a glass of water and all of the sudden the ice decides to attack your face.
- When you open your car door in the winter and snow from the door/roof falls on your seat so you are forced to sit in cold wet wretchedness.
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Swifties from around the Delaware Valley flooded South Philadelphia for a three-day Swift-a-palooza, with many bejeweled in ‘style’ from head to toe, symbolizing the eras of the Reading, Pennsylvania natives' decade-long career in the music industry. Fans camped out overnight just to get their hands on the tour's well-made merchandise to commemorate the upcoming evening. You could feel the anticipation building inside and outside the sold-out stadium as Swift was set to take the stage hours from showtime.
Fresh off a Grammy nomination for song of the year, GAYLE was first to open the tour with seven genre-blending selections that had a large majority of fans rise to their feet. The ‘abcdefu’ singer had such poise and pureness in her vocals, and the chemistry between her bass player and drummer was unmatched. My favorite part of her set was a rock-infused tribute to Elton John's 1973 iconic hit, ‘Bennie and the Jets’. It’s a tough song to cover, and GAYLE did it justice and more.
Phoebe Bridgers followed moments later, dressed alongside her band in their signature black skeleton suits. Bridger's folk-infused hits were a delight to hear live, and I love the storybook visuals that portrayed how each song felt like a new chapter in her life. Matt Healy, frontman of the 1975 and Swift’s rumored-to-be boyfriend, was on guitar for the entire set, which was a surprise to the audience.
With a 46-song set spanning the ‘eras’ of Taylor, the twelve-time Grammy Winner took fans on a musical journey through her dozen album discography, beginning with Lover and ending with her latest album, Midnights, released late last year. It’s been nearly five years since Swift performed back in her hometown with her Reputation Tour in 2018. Since then, she has released four projects and two re-recordings of her albums Fearless and Red, each of which has never been performed live until now. In a previous interview, Swift said she wants fans who have seen her previous shows to have a completely different feeling each tour, and this statement couldn’t ring more true. She knows what the fans want ‘all too well’. And unsurprisingly, Swift and her team have outdone themselves once again. The tour is a testament to Taylor’s pure genius and a creative visionary mind, bringing her songs and sets to new heights in imaginative fashion.
Energetic dance performance under the spotlight.
It’s so fascinating to see live how strong the connection is between Swift and her fans. Unlike some of her colleagues in the industry, Taylor has songwriting credits on each of her timeless songs, focusing on topics such as heartbreak, depression, and childhood innocence. The personal anecdotes and honesty in her music make fans feel like they know her through her art of songwriting. Even with over seventy-thousand in attendance, Taylor made each fan feel like they were seen and heard as she gracefully danced her way around the stage, waving and blowing kisses to everyone she could see in her field of vision. From beginning to end Swift had such swagger and charisma on stage. She was born to entertain, and the audience was bedazzled by her presence.
Taylor Swift in a purple coat, captivating the crowd on stage.
Fans had immense energy from start to finish, singing every word and ad-lib as if they wrote it themselves. Mid-way through the show, fans gave Swift a rapturous ten-minute standing and cheering ovation that was loud enough to hear miles down the road. Taylor matched the energy and more and was filled with so much vigor and vibrancy in her performance. She took time throughout the show to speak directly to her fans with humble, down-to-earth interactions.
“Hi, I’m Taylor. Whether or not you intended to, you’ve ended up at my hometown show. I grew up right down the road.”, Swift said. Wearing a sparkling gray dress and matching boots, Taylor kicked off the show in her Lover Era with ‘Miss Americana and the Heartbreak Prince’ as her backup dancers paraded around her in elegant peacock-esque outfits. The visuals made me feel as if I was in the clouds as Swift danced on a box that rose above the stage. Swift seamlessly transitioned into her hit ‘Cruel Summer’, and the stage was filled with purple and pink aesthetics that looked like milky ways in the night sky. My favorite song of the Lover Era is by far ‘The Man’, a song about the mistreatment between men and women in our culture. With a creative three-story office set, upbeat liveliness from Swift and her suit-wearing dancers, and dramatic facial expressions, it felt as if I were inside one of her music videos.
Taylor Swift shines on stage in a sparkling outfit and boots.
Each Era felt perfectly timed and refreshing with new costumes, vibrant aesthetics, set design, and song choices, with the production quality of a broadway play. While I thought each Era brought something special, my personal favorite was Red. Sprinkled in with upbeat jams like ‘I Knew You Were Trouble’ and ‘We Are Never Getting Back Together’, Taylor brought Phoebe Bridgers back on stage to sing their duet of ‘Nothing New’. Their soul-stirring voices were succinct and in perfect harmony as they ricocheted throughout the stadium, and I don’t think there was a dry eye in the building after it was over. Taylor ended the set with her ten-minute version of ‘All too Well’, and the song gave me chills to hear live. The LED light-up bracelets given to every concert-goer transformed the stadium into a sea of red that looked like twinkling stars. If this is what heaven feels like, then I can’t wait to go.
Taylor Swift and Phoebe Bridgers sharing a joyful duet on stage.
The Eras tour is a dazzling delight, a first-class concert experience that is pure euphoria, bliss, and happiness. It’s a must-see show that will make everyone who witnesses it leave feeling ‘22’.
Luckily, many colleges offer a number of ways to take part in campus and community life, without forcing you to dedicate all of your time to these organizations. Here are a few ideas!
1. Look into Housing and Dining.
Many first-year students start off college life in residence halls, and the Housing & Dining network throughout campus often provides multiple opportunities for students throughout the year. Many buildings have student community councils that work to create policies and events that make the dorms a more welcoming home for residents. Becoming a community assistant (or the students who work the desks at the front of many halls) is another easy way to have a consistent, well-paying job only minutes away from your room.
If you really enjoyed your housing experience, consider applying to be an RLA, or, if the school offers it, help to teach the first-year community. You'll get the chance to help support new and returning students over the year, and many of these positions also cover major costs like board and meal plans.
2. Pay attention to campus postings.
This advice is more obvious, but it still gets overlooked a fair amount. Even on a busy day, taking the time to stop around campus and look at the flyers advertising clubs and events can draw your attention to something that you never would've noticed otherwise. Students on many campuses also chalk the sidewalk to catch students' attention while they walk to class. Just make sure that the event you're interested in hasn't taken place already!
3. Find common interest groups.
One way to find friends and get involved is to focus on what you're passionate about. Have you always loved to sing? Do you enjoy playing video games? Is photography your favorite past-time? Have you always wanted to join Greek life? Whatever you love devoting your time to, chances are there are organizations around school who are focused on the same thing. Check the student life section of your university's website, or stop by a student organization fair at the beginning of the semester.
4. Join an intramural sports team.
If you're the athletic type, you've probably heard of intramural sports. Often offered through the Rec Center or the residence halls, most colleges often offer various indoor and outdoor sports to take part in throughout the year. Personal favorite? Mini golf.
5. Work on a cause that you care about.
Whether you're passionate about a political group, a social cause, or a religion, working with people who value beliefs similar to yours can be an easy way to meet people, get a better sense of your own identity, and promote causes that are important to you. Look into getting involved with College Democrats, Republicans, or whatever party that you belong to. Find a club that supports social issues, from women's rights to protecting the environment. If you're religious, look into student organizations based on your faith.
6. Join a club related to your major.
Even if you're not entirely sure what you want to do after school, finding a club or organization related to your field of studies can benefit you long after you leave the classroom. From career-related workshops to conferences to professional connections, these groups have a lot to boast.
7. Get an on-campus job.
If you have the time, need to work, or want to save a few extra dollars, finding a job on or near campus is a time-effective way to build up your bank account and gain work experience. Check in your residence hall (see #1), at local businesses and offices, or make an appointment with your school's career center.
8. Volunteer.
When you're caught up in school life, it can be hard to think about the bigger picture. Volunteering your time to people (or animals/an environment) in need puts things in perspective and allows you to feel good while making a positive difference. Check if your college town has a volunteer page, or look up local organizations requesting help.
Best of luck this year! Get out, and get busy.
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