You know who they are, what they like, and what they have in common. It is an undying devotion, fidelity, and a dedication that is like no other. These people live and breathe for their state, their traditions, and their home. These people: Minnesotans, are one of a kind, and here's some things you need to know about them before they become your best friends:
1. Crocs are widely accepted in Minnesota and highly encouraged. Do you remember the foam, brightly colored clogs you wore to the pool in your early middle school days? Although the trend died in many states, Crocs are alive and well in Minnesota. Multiple colors are a must, and if you disagree with a Minnesotan on the necessity of Crocs, they will gladly highlight the practicality and functionality of this unique choice of footwear. And don't even get them started about Crocs outlet stores…
2. What is this Starbucks you speak of? Caribou is the only way to go. Do not ask a Minnesotan if they would like a Frappuccino (they prefer Caribou coolers), and don't even think about going for Starbucks run with them between classes. Minnesotans live and die by Caribou, and their loyalty is unfailing. You may have your Starbucks rewards card, but their Caribou Perks will put your points to shame.
3. Hot Dish: known by many as a casserole, is a dinner essential. Don't ask a Minnesotan if they want a Tater-Tot Casserole, because they will respond with a confused stare, and ask for a description of a casserole, which will lead them to the conclusion that you are talking about a hot dish. Never fear, a casserole and hot dish are the same thing and are just as delicious when called by either name.
4. Special K Bars: I'll keep this short and sweet, the delectable dessert known by many as a Scotcheroo is a Special K bar in Minnesota. When a Minnesotan says they are craving a Special K bar, they are not speaking of the diet granola bars produced by Kellogg's. Proceed with caution.
5. Hockey: Minnesota Wild or die. America's pastime may be baseball, but in Minnesota, hockey takes the cake. Do not ask to change the channel, ask questions, make a noise, breathe, etc, while watching hockey with Minnesotans, because they will attack you. And don't even think about saying the B word…. The Blackhawks.
6. Liquor on the shelves: In Minnesota, grocery stores have specific sections, or a separate store all together where liquor is sold. When you go to Target with your Minnesota friends and they see wine on an end cap, they may pass out. Never fear, just explain that liquor is sold in regular stores and continue along your way while they stare in awe at the various wines and beers.
7. Hair Binders: When your fav Minnesotan asks for a "hair binder," do not be confused, they are not talking about a binder you use for your schoolwork, but what is referred to as a "hair tie." No matter how much time passes, you will still picture your Minnesotan friend attaching a binder to their hair every time they request a hair tie from you.
8. "Let's go to the beach!": You did not miss a large geography lesson, there are no oceans in Minnesota, however if there is any sandy area near water, you go.
7. Loyalty: I have never met a more devoted, loyal, passionate group of people. When the going gets tough, the tough get going, and Minnesotans are loyal forever true to their home.
This loyalty to all things Minnesota translates not only into the daily lives of Minnesotans, but into their friendships and personal relationships as well. I have never met a more devoted, kind and loyal group of friends. I can't wait for the many road trips to Minnesota that are in my future, filled with hockey games and hot dishes galore.
