1. My dog
I mean how could anyone say no to that face?
2. My other DAWG (Obama)
Please come back love.
3. This rock
It's the right color and probably has more intellectual capacity anyways.
4. Bernie Madoff
Nobody to stop the corruption and evil, oh wait... kind of like now.
5. Tiger Woods
Has probably had less affairs anyways.
6. Bernie Sanders
In all seriousness, #FEELTHEBERN
7. Alec Baldwin
Does a better job as Trump than Trump does as himself.
8. Alan Rickman
He did a pretty good job playing a president. I suppose that’s not far off from where we are now?
9. A f**king turd
10. This guy
I mean he's almost as well known, probably in a better light though.
Not that she should be, but she'd definitely do a better job.
12. Meredith Grey
Takes no shit. And she's damn smart. And pretty eloquent too. And she at least felt guilty about feeling like a homewrecker.
If you’re reading this, wait if you even CAN read this, you’d probably do a better job.