I can't even count how many times I have watched all ten seasons of Friends, it has to be around 5 now. It never fails to make me laugh and to boost my mood. It is a show I can turn on to fall asleep to, watch when i need to laugh or to watch in the background while I do homework. It definitely my go to show. I wrote these 101 quotes or scenes from the show that will make you laugh if you have watched the entire show. I hope you enjoy reading and laughing!
1. Ducks is heads, because ducks have heads.
2. Joey, it's Estelle!
3. Its like a cows opinion. It just doesn't matter, its just moo.
4. Unagi.
5. Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you?
6. I like it! Custard..Good! Jam..Good! Meat...Good!
7. Oh My God!!
8. That's right, I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help!
9. I've had a very long, hard day.
10. Joshua, Josh-ua, Jashua.
11. Stop it! Stop it, before someone really gets hurt!
12. You like that? You should hear my phone number.
13. How you doin?
14. We could eat the wax. It's organic.
15. Chandler is the stupidest name I've ever heard in my whole life! It's not even a name! It's barely even a word. It's kind of like chandelier.
16. Ross, the divorce force.
17. It smells like feet!
18. Eww! Ugly naked guy!
19. Joey doesn't share food!!
20. In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.
21. PIVOT! PIVOT! PIVOT!
22. I got off the plane.
23. My name is Regina Phalange.
24. My eyes!! My eyes!!
25. The chick and the duck.
26. You signed you name as "Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani"
27. I know you didn't ask but no one had spoken for 14 minutes.
28. Central Perk.
29. I barely even got to three Mississippi.
30. I know!!
31. A Soapie!!
32. Paper, Snow, A GHOST!
33. Something is wrong with the left phalange!
34. But my Joey's apple hurts!
35. Steppity step and jazz hands!
36. WE WERE ON A BREAK!
37. Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house.
38. Whenever I get married, guess who won't be asked to sing! Somebody names Geller and somebody else named Bing!!
39. Could I BE wearing anymore clothes?!
40. He's my lobster.
41. You hung up on the pizza place? I don't hang up on your friends.
42. You know, I think I don't care.
43. I don't even have a "pla".
44. You love divorce so much, you're probably gonna marry it...and then it won't work out, so you're gonna have to divorce it. I'm so drunk.
45. Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.
46. All the cheesecakes.
47. I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!
48. He's so pretty I want to cry.
49. I'm Chandler. I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable.
50. You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?
51. Let me think, let me think. Oh, I don't care.
52. You ordered pizza without me?
53. When I first meet somebody, it's usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.
54. They don't know that we know they know we know.
55. If we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
56. Oh no, I am paddling away.
57. Whats? Monica, I'm scared.
58. I am not a "bla", I am a hoot.
59. If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows...please give me money so I can buy a computer.
60. Of course, I was in Thigh Mega Tampon.
61. If it's a girl, Phoebe. And if it's a boy, Pheebo.
62. This is brand new information!
63. Come on Ross. You're a paleontologist. Dig a littler deeper.
64. It's like a baby caterpillar chasing its mama!
65. But it hurts my Joey's apple!
66. "All right, Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and won." "Ross came in fourth and cried!"
67. It's not what you said, it's the way you said it.
68. Occupation...? Dinosaurs.
69. Over the line? You're so far past the line that you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
70. Chandler stuck in the vestibule.
71. Chandler in a box.
72. I'm sorry. We don't have your sheep."
73. Ross and Rachel's first kiss.
74. Chandler and Monica's engagement pictures.
75. I am being transferred to Yemen!
76. Joey and Chandler's friendship bracelets.
78. The race car bed.
79. Ross playing the bagpipes.
80. Mr. Heckles.
81. Love. L is for Life and what is life without love, O is for Oh Wow, V is for Very surprising turn of events, Eee is for how extremely normal I find it that you two are together and that one day you might get married and have children of your own.
82. Cheese. It's milk that you chew. Crackers. Because your cheese needs a buddy. A grape. Because who can get a watermelon in your mouth? The phone. Bringing you closer to people...who have phones. Bagels and donuts. Round food for every mood. Pants. Like shorts, but longer.
83. So why don't you be a grown up and come watch TV in the fort?
84. P as in "Phoebe", H as in "hoebe", O as in "oebe", E as in "eve", B as in "be be" and E as in "Ello there mate!"
85. I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
86. Ross' keyboard skills.
87. Joey's giving and receiving speech.
88. Bamboozled.
89. Cheater, cheater, compulsive eater!
90. Rachel, go far.
91. Seven, seven, seven, seven!
92. Baby got back.
93. Joey and Janice's DAY OF FUN!
94. Name? I know Ross but what's it short for? You know like, like Rossel or Rosstepher.
95. I don't know what to say Joe, there's never a good time to stop...catching on fire.
96. Phoebe and Chandler's flirt off.
97. When Phoebe goes to the dentist.
98. Crap Bag and Princess Consul Banana Hammock.
99. Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
100. Today, it's like there's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then me.
101. Phoebe putting the ball down.
I hope you remembered the episode or scene that all these are from. I also hope this makes you want to watch this wonderful, amazing and funny show over again. Because writing it made me watch it another time! Enjoy!
