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Girl Code 101

When in doubt, follow the code.

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Girl Code: An established code, a woman law that "every girl should follow." Bits and pieces have been nabbed from dotted groups and edited to establish an official code, but the majority have been thought up by Moi after attending an all girls school for 5 years. 5 years is a VERY long time. Filled with bitchiness and and inability to look past some petty stuff, but as well as including the perks and positives this is... THE GIRL CODE.**Any rule break is punishable by bitching from fellow females and general looking down upon**

Rule #1: DO NOT DARE flirt with someone your best friend is into.

If your best friend tells you she likes a guy. DO NOT do anything that would be considered flirting with him. I don't care if he likes, if he tells you I don't want your friend, I want you, because you better look right at I'm and say, "You can want me all you want, but my best friend wants you more, so it's a no from me." PULL A SIMON COWEL JUSTAS NO. Do not start thinking "hmm... he is cute, maybe i do like him because that is a bunch on BULLSHIT. You didn't like him until he started show interest in you, so cut the crap and hop off your bffs man.

Rule #2: When your friend goes through a bad breakup, YOU become her babysitter for the next weekend, NO IF ANDS OR BUTS ABOUT IT.

Yep, uh huh, we've all been there. That night when the guy who you have been dating for a week and you already had you wedding dressed picked out dumps you? So you run to your girlfriends house to tell them all how much of a douchebag he is, meanwhile your mascara has ran so far down your face it has reached you neck. Now let me tell you something about girls. When it comes to about 4 stages. The first stage: Heartbreak, your little boy toy breaks up with you and you can't help but cry to your friends and talk about all the things that could have happened if he would've just given you a chance. Now, second stage, anger: With the help of your friends dissing on this guy and possibly some alcoholic beverages you become angry. Your friends tart building you up with anger, "Screw that guy Becky, you don't need him, he was ugly anyways and then the alcohol and anger in you starts to build up and you're like DAMN RIGHT I DON'T NEED HIM. Then comes stage 3: Where the anger of saying "I hate him" turns back into tears say, "I don't hate him I love him." Then finally, stage 4: Repeat all of these stages until eventually she passed out. Point is, after nights like this happen you become their babysitter, which can be annoying but luckily for you, no one cares, you just have to do it.

Rule #3: ALWAYS help a girl out when she's getting unwanted attention.

You are lying if you say you've never need to be or pulled someone out of a situation like this. We all know that one weird kid at the party that tries to talk to all the girls when in reality the girls aren't that interested but as the kind people we are we aren't just going to be like, "Alright bye." because that's rude, so instead, we give our friends, "the signal." You know, the bug eyes and annoyed look, or when he's not looking we mouth the word "help" to get there attention, or we send them a text saying call me and then you answer and while your friend isn't talking you're bulls**ting a whole conversation and then you hangup and tell him, "Oh no, my cat just broke its legs, I have to go." And then you have your opening or your friend will run up to you and tell you to go to the bathroom or they'll say OMG I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING COME WITH ME NOW, and boom no more awkward unwanted attention, it's quite simple.

Now I could write a list on "girl codes" but I'll stick with the 3 that stick out to me most.

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