I've worked in an ice cream shop for two years now, and across my scooping adventures I have come to realize that peoples' ice cream choices tend to say a lot about who they are. I mean, I've actually developed a knack for predicting what people are going to order (I can spot a chocolate peanut butter order from a mile away). And so, I've compiled a list of what your ice cream choice says about your personality. If I'm accurate: what can I say, I'm an ice cream connoisseur. If I'm wrong: it's ice cream, it's not that deep.
You're America's sweetheart. You're friendly, optimistic, and take every opportunity that life presents to you. You're energetic but love winding down with a walk or a good movie. You always put others before yourself, sometimes to a fault, but you just love making people happy.
You're basically a dog in human form: loyal, happy, carefree, playful, and affectionate. You don't take life too seriously and if you get knocked down, you're never down for long. You're an extrovert and you're always looking for little ways to surprise the people you love.
You're reserved and laid back. You prefer to observe rather than engage, but you enjoy deep conversations. You don't let people in easily or too quickly, but you a have a small circle of people you trust wholeheartedly and can be honest with. You probably suffer from Resting Bitch Face and it steers people away from you, but you're actually super chill and open-minded.
You like the simple things in life. You aren't boring, you just find extravagance unnecessary. You don't need much to be happy. You enjoy the safety of vanilla, but you also admire its potential. Wanna dress it up with rainbow sprinkles? Chocolate sprinkles? Hot fudge? M&Ms? The world is your oyster when you've got a good foundation and a strong head on your shoulders, as vanilla-lovers do.
Mint Chocolate Chip
You're a selective introvert with unexpected wit. You're mysterious and don't always come off as approachable, but once people get to know you they'll be rolling on the floor laughing at the stuff that comes out of your mouth. You choose friends carefully so you can stay away from drama and heartbreak, and you keep your cards close to your chest until you know who you can trust.
Cookies 'n Cream
You're the life of the party. You're always up for a good time and your friends know it. You want to live in the moment and spread good vibes wherever you go. You never take a night off and are always ready to get your party pants on.
Chocolate Peanut Butter
You're a people person. You're always making plans and love being around good company. You're outgoing and maybe a little too loud, but your friends love you anyway. You've got a good sense of humor and can make conversation with just about anyone, even a tree.
You're intellectual and curious. You love absorbing new information and learning about how things and people work. You like being outside with the sun shining and birds chirping, but enjoy quiet nights in reading with a glass of wine.
You're from Britain, you're 70, or you hate yourself too much to get a decent ice cream flavor.
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
You're just here to have a good time. You're a chill, relaxed, go-with-the-flow kind of person who just wants everyone to calm the fuck down about everything and be happy.
You're a troublemaker. Your idol has been Dash from "The Incredibles" ever since you saw him use his superpower to sneak a thumbtack on his teacher's seat. You can't resist the opportunity for a prank, but you do have a good heart and at the end of the day all you really want to do is give your friends a laugh.
You're an old soul. You don't like crowds or being around little kids, and your dream vacation is a tropical getaway with no one under the age of 28 around. You prefer staying inside with a good book and your cat by your side or working in your garden.
You're an adventurer. You love camping, hiking, and going on road trips (or should I say...rockyroad trips...*ba dum tsss*). You keep to yourself, but you love those random conversations you make with strangers like the person sitting next to you on a flight. You're quiet, but you think big and deeply.