Oh, the ever changing world of fashion. What is "in" and "trendy" one day, is "out" and "ugly" the next. But, there are some trends that should have never been "in" and should stay "out" forever. The past is the past for a reason, people; let's try our hardest to keep it there.
Carreras
Seriously, you are a d-bag if you still wear these. It screams, "I am from the worst part of the Jersey Shore; I curse at people at red lights, and I take Molly on a regular basis." As a (Northern) New Jersey native, I hope that these sunglasses never make a reappearance.
Flair jeans
I am not saying you have to wear skinny jeans. What I AM saying is do not wear flair jeans. They are a thing of the past and they should stay that way.
Side note: Please do not ever wear Reebok running sneakers with jeans. It's never going to become trendy.
Adidas jumpsuits
Please stop trying to bring out your inner Missy Elliot, circa 2004. I don't know why this trend started, or why it lasted the length of time that it did, but it needs to stay in 2004.
Gucci belts
I will never understand why Gucci belts are such a wardrobe staple, especially for rappers. It does not make you look so rich that you own a private jet. It is tacky and obnoxious, and no money in the world can save you from that.
Flat brimmed hats
Can't we all just agree that regular baseball caps are so much better than these? You are no longer an angsty, 13 year old boy who only rides skateboards and watches Rob Dyrdeck's Fantasy Factory.
Plastic sunglasses
Why do people think that it is socially acceptable to wear these out in a serious manner in public? They need to stay at the Sweet Sixteen that you stole them from.
Giant belts for the waist
We all had them. We all cherished them. We all have super embarrassing pictures of ourselves wearing them with confidence. Let's make sure the only time people see you with them on is in that picture.
Mascara that is not black
I don't even know how to explain this one because I simply do not understand it. Make up is supposed to enhance your already beautiful natural features, and to the best of my knowledge, no one in the world has naturally blue eyelashes.
Denim skirts with leggings and Uggs
Just like the giant belts, we all wore this outfit. We forced our mothers to come to the extremely dark, obnoxiously loud, headache driven store that is Hollister and buy us the skirt and leggings. But, as all trends in middle school, let's pray this one does not resurface.
Bermuda shorts
You indecisive person -- just pick a side! You are either wearing real shorts (which, by the way, can be appropriate in length) or pants -- none of this in-between nonsense. You are either a Yankees fan or a Red Sox fan, but never are you both. This rule can apply to fashion: you either wear shorts or pants, but never something in between.
