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Date My Friend: A Recent Buckeye Alum Who Loves Pineapple On Pizza

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Date My Friend: A Recent Buckeye Alum Who Loves Pineapple On Pizza

Instagram/@zachary_francisco

Are you looking for an econ major who ISN'T a major fuckboy? Well look no further, this business major-lite is looking for a quarantine bae to Zoom and chill with. He's got smarts and familial wealth! This influencer wannabe will take pictures with you, his cat, and the lovely outdoors when you go on hikes.

About Zachary Emanuel Francisco

Age: 22
Pronouns: he/him/his
Star sign: Aries
- Add some FIRE to your life
Height: 5'7.75"
- But he swears he's 5'9
School: THE Ohio State University - Dual Degree
- OH so he's smart smart with those two degrees
Job: TBD
Location: TBD
- Recent grad life is rough, y'all
Hometown: Aurora, Ohio
- He's moved around a bit, but he's currently in the greater Cleveland, Ohio area
Interested In: men and women
- Bisexuality is a valid sexuality and I WILL fight anyone who says otherwise

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Zach's Preferences:

Dogs or cats? Small and fluffy, he's got both and plenty of claritin
Night owl or morning person? Lofi beats to study and chill to is his most played song if that tells you anything
Fairy Tail or Death Note? Fairy Tail
Tinder or Grindr? Grindr
Pineapple on pizza? Yes
Leave-in Conditioner or hair mask? Coconut Oil Hair Mask (with permanent hair damage on the side)
Tea or coffee? For all the ATLA fans, he's the next Iroh in the making
Vine or TikTok? TikTok
Favorite White Claw? Black Cherry

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Never has Zach ever committed for more than six months.

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If there was one funny story from Zach's life that perfectly describes him as a person it's this:

He and a group of friends decided to go to a bar downtown but they were almost at their destination when one of the friends realized it would be closed by the time they got there. They tried to get an Uber/Lyft to pick them up, but all of their phones had died. They had to look for a way to get back onto the main street to walk roughly three miles back to campus. They finally arrived back home at around 4 am.

Four qualities Zach is looking for in a partner and one they're absolutely not:

Yes:

Baseball player
Money
Gemini
Cleanliness

No:

Weebiness (there can only be one weeb per relationship)

Want to respectfully slide into Zach's DMs? They're open here:

Instagram: @zachary_francisco or @sanfran414 for some good nature pics

Twitter: @sanfran414

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Date My Friend: A Recent Buckeye Alum Who Loves Pineapple On Pizza

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If there was one funny story from Zach's life that perfectly describes him as a person it's this:

Four qualities Zach is looking for in a partner and one they're absolutely not:

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

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There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

Don't freak out

Email the professor

Attend the first class

Keep attending class

Have a backup plan

Remember that everything works out at the end

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