It's not always about the gold medal. There are multiple perks to competing in the Olympics. Here are eight reasons why I'd thoroughly enjoy being an Olympic athlete.
1. Food -- duh.
Obviously, this is number one. Have you seen the never-ending list of things that Michael Phelps eats in one day? I could stuff my face with chicken alfredo and not look like a tubby monkey afterwards. Hello carbs!
2. My face would look fantastic on a Wheaties box.
A little bit of makeup, a professional photo shoot and -- bam! Looking pretty on a cereal box. Not to mention free Wheaties whenever I want them.
3. Lots of eye candy.
What would I do in my free time? Stare at Ryan Lochte. He’s a genetic gift. It would be a waste not to appreciate him and his abilities.
4. Sponsors, baby!
Nike and Adidas, come at me! I’ll do and wear anything as long as I walk away with some new workout clothes. Leggings aren’t cheap and money doesn’t grow on trees.
5. I could stand next to Simone Biles.
For a couple of seconds my five foot stature would seem tall. I’d be on top of the world, and then the satisfaction would disappear once I started contemplating if I’ve done anything half as amazing as her.
6. Four years of preparation.
I’d never have to worry about asking for an extension. If you’re not ready after four years, then will you ever be ready?
7. Perfect time to unleash my musical ability.
I swear I was made for carpool karaoke or lip syncing on the plane. You can only play cards in the hotel room for so long.
8. OMG, Becky. Look at her butt.
No more squats. Just gymnastics.
