This summer, Entourage the Movie is coming out. Entourage is one of my favorite television shows, so I am so excited for the movie to come out this summer. With this being said, below are 20 of the best Ari Gold quotes throughout the eight seasons of Entourage!
1. " You wanna hug it out? Let's hug it out, bitch. "
2. "Call me Helen Keller because I'm a f***ing miracle worker!"
3. "Listen to me, Lloyd, do you want to make it in this business or fold shirts at a Chinese laundromat? Pledge"
4. "I drove to work today in an $80,000 Mercedes and I’m going home in a prop car from Fast and the Furious … my life is over!"
5. "We're going to Hell, so bring your sunblock."
6. "He’s never had a straight agent. If I’m going to be his first, I have to show him I’m a friend to the gay man. Lloyd, this is the big one."
7. "I didn’t go to the Lakers game because they were playing the Bobcats. And I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate, how to answer a question without a question, basic Humanity 101, which I thought, given your wall of diplomas, you could easily fix, or if you couldn’t, you could give her a pill that would either fix it or make her a mute. But now, to turn around and gang up on me? I have work to do. I have hundreds of clients to deal with, and just so we’re clear, I don’t care about ANY of them. They’re all just a number, like wife number one and therapist number seven. GOOD DAY!"
8."Nobody’s happy in this town except for the losers. Look at me, I’m miserable, that’s why I’m rich."
9."Silence is f***ing golden."
10."You fire a guy you create a rival. You fire a woman you create a housewife."
11. "Sundance is a great festival for little people. You should kill over there!"
12. "Sacrifice, Lloyd! Like the Kamikaze pilots used to do."
13."Today, and only today, I’m gonna open up my doors like Ellis f***ing Island."
14. "Wish I could return the compliment E, but I’d rather come back as one of Michael Vic’s dogs."
15. "You’re fired, and in case your ears are f***ed, Get. The F**k. Out! And the next person I see juggling, tap dancing, or baton twirling or doing any other circus-like tricks, will join him, all right? One-strike policy applies. Now get back to work!"
16. "Speak or I will intern you like it’s 1942."
17."Hemorrhoids cause discomfort, Alen. This is more like open heart surgery."
18."Lloyd, I want you to pledge your undying loyalty to me."
19."You’re Tom? Lloyd’s Tom? I don’t get it. You’re a good looking guy, you could get girls."
20. Eric: "Do you ever tell the truth, Ari?"
Ari: "I tell the parts that matter."
