7 Things Girls Really Think About During the Super Bowl

1.  Baseball players have a better a**.

Like come on, have you ever SEEN a baseball player?? Don't get me wrong, Tony Romo is quite the looker. BUT, his butt simply does not compare. I know I'm not the only one who is daydreaming about this.

You go girl!

2.  Hey boyfriend, pay attention to me...!!

I think Super Bowl Sunday is the one day of the year that I basically don't exist.  Wait, scratch that.  Anytime the Ravens are playing, I don't exist.  Any girlfriend can relate on this point because on Super Bowl Sunday, we are an inanimate object on the couch.

At least give her some pretzels and a beer...

3.  WHEN DOES TAYLOR SWIFT COME ON?

I am so excited for Tay to sing Blank Space!  Wait, what?  Taylor Swift isn't performing in the halftime show?  It's Katy Perry?!?  I don't even know why I'm watching this.

Tay, you're not insane, they are.

4.  I want a Budweiser puppy.....

I honestly thought that after last years Budweiser commercial, it would be impossible that there would be anything cuter.  But I'm in love.  Hey boyfriend who doesn't think I exist, want to get me that puppy for Valentines Day?? 

If you just scroll right past this, there is something wrong with you.

5.  Must. Stop. Eating. Chips. And. Dip.

I am not a pig, I swear.  But it's my favorite dip... AND they have queso.  I don't really know if I am going to be able to stop anytime soon.  Like..... ITS CHIPS AND DIP.  I'm not even thinking about the carbs right now.. Or that I'm double-dipping.. Or the cheerleaders bodies.  Nope, I'm not.

I would much rather watch Mean Girls right now.

6.  Who's playing again?

It's the Broncos versus the Seahawks, right?  Oh, sh*t that's not right.  It's the Patriots.  Honestly, I don't even know what cities those teams represent.. I'm just gonna keep eating chips and dip.

It's okay Zooey, so am I.  So am I.

7.  I could be a cheerleader, I can dance like that.

No, but really I have the moves.  I've seen them.  My friends have seen them.  I bust a move in frat basements.  It's the body that I need to work on.  And the face.  Hair.  Eyes.  Hey boyfriend, STOP LOOKING.  LOOK AT ME.

Meghan Trainor says it best; I'm hot even if I'm not a cheerleader ;)