The Patriots are definitely one of those teams that everyone loves to hate (myself included as a Steelers fan). With multiple past cheating scandals, it's surprising that there isn't more attention brought to the speculation that the refs are in their pocket. Somehow the rules are always in their favor just when you think they are going to lose. We are all tired of seeing the Patriots win in ways that only seem possible by ritual sacrifices and dirty politics. I don't even need to be a fan of who they're playing — here are 30 things I would rather do than see the Patriots win yet another Super Bowl this year.
1. Get a Brazilian bikini wax
2. Be allergic to the sun
3. Give up chocolate for the rest of my life
4. Get my wisdom teeth pulled… without anesthetic
5. Have to speak in front of a class in my underwear
6. Put my hand in a deep fryer
7. Have a bloody nose every day for the rest of my life
8. Use my first ever email address (saigepoo@aol.com)
9. Never be able to text again
10. Have to walk to class in the rain every day
11. Lose my wallet
12. Wait in line at the DMV
13. Be stuck in high school forever
14. Shave my head
15. Go without power for a week
16. Fall off a cliff
17. Get hit by a car
19. Never pet another dog
20. Walk on legos
21. Go on a juice cleanse
22. Have my car break down on the interstate
23. Bite my tongue over and over
24. Get a sunburn on my butt
25. Have to speak without using E's
26. Be chased by a clown
27. Get braces... again
28. Never eat at Taco Bell again
29. Drop my phone in the toilet
30. Throw myself down a flight of stairs
