As girls, it is practically our duty to complain and obsess over almost everything. Here are some phrases I think every single girl can relate to.

1. I’ll shave my legs tomorrow.
2. I’m totally over him, I swear.
3. Sorry, I’m on my period.
4. Does this dress make me look fat?
5. I am going to die alone with 17 cats.
6. I love being single!
7. I should probably start my homework.
8. Why won’t he text me back? It’s been two minutes. Like, his read receipts are on!
9. Will you play with my hair?
10. These new facial masks make my skin so soft.
11. I just need to sleep for 18 years.
12. I really miss my long hair!
13. All I need is a wine night with my girls.
14. There are certain times you should post on Instagram in order to get more likes.
15. I’m addicted to Buzzfeed quizzes.
16. I don’t want to go to the gym.
17. It says on this website that if I do 100 crunches a day that I’ll have abs within a week.
18. Taylor Swift just really gets me.
19. Why is Michael Kors so expensive?
20. My brows are uneven and it’s driving me crazy.
21. I know him and I know he would never hurt me.
22. This Victoria’s Secret Bombshell bra makes my boobs look like they exist.
23. My diet starts tomorrow.
24. This is like the seventh time one of my nails has broken today.
25. I need like 10 more likes on my Instagram picture.
26. I’m leaving in five minutes.
27. I’m almost ready.
28. I just feel like he really understands me.
29. This thong makes my butt look so good!
30. All I want to be is a Disney princess.
31. I think I go to Starbucks at least nine times a week.
32. I just need a blanket and a TV so I can watch "Mean Girls."
33. Every time I watch "The Notebook" I cry for like four hours.
34. Can we grab Starbucks before we go?
35. I’m wearing expensive mascara right now, do not make me cry.
36. I’m trying to lose three pounds, but do you want to get Chipotle for dinner?
37. That guy is so cute. OK don’t stare at him, you’re being so obvious!
38. Does this skirt make my butt look big in a non-Kardashian way?
39. My Pinterest wedding board is my greatest work of art.
40. That couple is literally goals.
41. "The Bachelor" is so addicting.
42. Why is it so hard to make plans?
43. I started stalking his Instagram, then I clicked on a photo he posted with some girl, then I was on the girl’s page and started stalking her and clicked on another person’s. Anyway, I’m stalking like my tenth person and I don’t even know who she is.
44. This lipstick makes my lips look like Kylie Jenner’s.
45. Dating is just a lot of work.
46. Do those teeth whitening strips really work?
47. Look how many chins I have!
48. Do you think people will notice I’m wearing two different earrings?
49. My life is just one big embarrassing moment.
50. I’ve watched all 6 seasons of "Gossip Girl" in like 3 days.