Labor Day is behind us, pumpkin spice lattes are back on the Starbucks menu, and Ugg boots are starting to reappear on Nordstrom's shoe racks. This can only mean one thing: the holidays are approaching. With the return of the most festive time of the year comes the plethora of family gatherings. And with these family gatherings comes the inevitable questions from relatives. One question, in particular, seems to be quite popular for grandparents and other relatives alike; "So, are you dating anyone yet?" If you're anything like me and have been single for a while, then this question can be tricky. I've passed the healing phase and the newly single and focusing on myself phase. I'm just single. Unfortunately, the "yet" tacked on to the end of their question implies that they have noticed too. Luckily I've created a list of responses that you can fire back at grandparents, aunts, uncles, and anyone else that may prod their nose into your romantic life (or lack thereof) this holiday season.

1. "I've only had my eyes set on one man lately....the Dean and his list."

Tell them about your awesome academic achievements. Brag about your stellar GPA, Dean's list recognitions, and all of the countless hours that you have spent slaving away in the library. Let them know that you're actually focused on getting a real degree, not just your Mrs.

2. "I've picked out the bridesmaids for the wedding, now I'm just waiting for the groom."

Tell them about how joining a sorority led you to meet a group of girls that are so awesome even T-Swift and her Bad Blood posse would be jealous. When you live in a house with forty girls there is always someone down to go shopping, to the library, or even to cuddle with. The wedding planning can proceed when you find a guy that makes you happier than your BFFs.

3. "Boys have cooties."

There seems to be an epidemic that has taken over college boys lately (you know what I am talking about). Any girl that risks dating a jerk is putting herself in the danger zone with a high possibility of contracting heartbreak. Tell them that you are choosing to play it safe and are avoiding jerks until they gain some maturity and the epidemic passes.

4. "I've been told that I am overqualified and intimidating."

Your successful internship, high GPA, good looks and bubbly personality must just be too much for the boys to handle. Maybe one day the boys will gather the courage to ask you out.

5. "I have a huge crush on this guy, Aaron Samuels, but he is totally off limits because he is Regina's ex-boyfriend. Ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism."

When in doubt, quote a movie. If you've really exhausted all of your responses you can always give a made-up one.

With all of this said, you can always respond with a simple "nope" and a smile. There are times in life to be in a relationship and there are times to be single. Both times are learning experiences and chances to grow as an individual. Now while others are busy kissing under the mistletoe, you've got a hot date with a piece of grandma's homemade pie.