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30 Things Softball Players Think During A Game

We wouldn't trade these battle scars and 7 a.m. practices for the world.

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30 Things Softball Players Think During A Game
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Being a softball player has its pros and cons, but I think we can all agree that, in the end, we wouldn't trade these battle scars and 7 a.m. practices for the world. Each of our paths are a little different, but there are a few thoughts that have definitely crossed all of our minds at some point...

1. Where did this bruise come from?

2. That error wasn't my fault, it took a bad hop.

3. Neither was that one. There was a rock.

4. Why are we even conditioning, we run like 240 feet a game if we're lucky.

5. That tank top is so cute... too bad I have the biceps of a bodybuilder.

6. Where's my uniform?

7. Where are my socks?

8. Where's my headband?

9. Where are the 100 ponytails I bought last week?

10. If coach schedules one more 7 a.m. I'm quitting.

11. Who has the seeds?

12. This girl is 6' and batting clean-up, WHY does coach have me in bunt coverage?

13. If she drills a line drive at my face, who's going to take care of my dog?

14. I'm gonna scoot back.

15. Can't see, can't see, sun in my eyes, can't see, can't see.

16. It's too hot.

17. These are gonna be some gnarly tan lines.

18. Why don't we ever have a student section?

19. Where's my glove?

20. What inning is it?

21. What's the score?

22. You think I'd be better than I am for how long I've played this sport.

23. *Makes an overthrow* *Rubs shoulder so people think I'm injured and don't know I actually suck*

24. Can't remember the math I learned today, but I can remember the 22 different handshakes I have with my teammates.

25. I'm definitely gonna feel that in the morning.

26. ...and that.

27. Why didn't I choose to play a cute sport? Like gymnastics or something.

28. Hell yeah, spaghetti dinner.

29. I have dirt in places I didn't even know possible.

30. This is the greatest game on Earth.

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