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25 Issues All D+ Cup Women Suffer From

Alyssa Adams

Feb 06, 2017

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Who doesn't love a nice big pair of boobs? Well, most days that'd be me and most women I know that are D+-cups. Society loves to glamorize and over-sexualize women gifted with bigger cup sizes, but every woman that is cursed to carry those suckers around every day knows there's actually plenty of not-so-glamorous drawbacks to being big chested.

1. Walking upstairs is like having a chest full of Jell-O.

2. Don’t even get me started on how painful jumping of any kind is.

3. Laying on your stomach...ouch!

4. I swear they're even a ball magnet!

5. It's just down right painful when your animals walk all over them.

6. Hugs are just so damn difficult.

7. Let's not even talk about what happens during sex...

8. It’s impossible to find a position to sleep in comfortably.

9. I can’t remember the last time I saw my feet when I looked down?

10. No matter how often you shower between your boobs always seem to be hot and sweaty.

11. Can we talk about how HEAVY these things are?!

12. You can’t wear V-necks without looking slutty because they always come out to play.

13. And there’s that one button on button ups that NEVER stays closed!

14. Thin straps = zero support.

15. You're constantly pulling your bra strap back up onto your shoulder.

16. You always have to adjust your bra to put your boobs back inside.

17. Tight shirts and sneezing don't end well...

18. One sports bra is NEVER enough!

19. Seat belts never comfortably fit over them.

20. Your chest never fails to catch whatever you’re currently consuming between them.

21. People are always staring at them.

22. Your friends always think they can just grab them whenever they want.

23. People love to mock you for them!

24. Everyone's always trying to throw things at them, or down your shirt.

25. But mostly, there’s such a stigma that society holds against you and your big boobs!

The big boobed life isn't always that wonderful. Afterall the hashtag #BBP (big boobs problems) exists for a reason, folks!

But at least we're all in this together.

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1. Walking upstairs is like having a chest full of Jell-O.

2. Don’t even get me started on how painful jumping of any kind is.

3. Laying on your stomach...ouch!

4. I swear they're even a ball magnet!

5. It's just down right painful when your animals walk all over them.

6. Hugs are just so damn difficult.

7. Let's not even talk about what happens during sex...

8. It’s impossible to find a position to sleep in comfortably.

9. I can’t remember the last time I saw my feet when I looked down?

10. No matter how often you shower between your boobs always seem to be hot and sweaty.

11. Can we talk about how HEAVY these things are?!

12. You can’t wear V-necks without looking slutty because they always come out to play.

13. And there’s that one button on button ups that NEVER stays closed!

14. Thin straps = zero support.

15. You're constantly pulling your bra strap back up onto your shoulder.

16. You always have to adjust your bra to put your boobs back inside.

17. Tight shirts and sneezing don't end well...

18. One sports bra is NEVER enough!

19. Seat belts never comfortably fit over them.

20. Your chest never fails to catch whatever you’re currently consuming between them.

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23. People love to mock you for them!

24. Everyone's always trying to throw things at them, or down your shirt.

25. But mostly, there’s such a stigma that society holds against you and your big boobs!

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