If you have a Tinder, regardless of it's purpose for you, you've most likely received some rather odd or very forward messages. These are just a few of the ones I've seen over a short period of time.
1. You seem very nice. What's your credit card number?
Really? Where were you trying to go with this?
2. You're cute. Can I get in when your cat isn't around?
Sorry, boys. My cat is the only boy I need in my life.
3. Hey. Wanna hook up? Uh, I mean go fishing?
Nice try, but no.
4. If you had to pick a favorite type of doughnut, what would it be?
I actually liked this message. it's innocent and revolves around one of my favorite topics-food!
5. What dat mouf do?
Can this line disappear and we just pretend that it was never around. Also, unless you say this out loud, you might not even get it and just think it's a drunk typo.
6. You totally swiped right because of my dog
Well, your assumption is correct.
7. I'm trying to write a book and was wondering if you could help me
This was followed by "it's a phone book and it's missing your number."
8. I'll show you the world like we just put down a deposit for a four hour Segway tour of Epcot
I don't even know what to say to this.
9. Are you my appendix? I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
This line bought him two dates. The second one ending with getting chased by police. My recommendation would be to not respond to this one.
10. You look like trouble
Oh, you have no idea.
11. Cuddle with me instead of your kitten
That's never going to happen.
12. Always smile. It'll brighten a person's day
This one actually made me smile.
13. Butt stuff? I mean butt sniff. Sorry
What in the world? No, just no.
14. Funny seeing you here
Touché, my friend.
15. I'm a serial killer. Not sure that this is going to work out
Probably not.
16. How many push-ups can you do?
Is this Tinder or an application for "American Ninja Warrior?"
17. You seem like a Zac Efron kind of girl
What girl isn't a Zac Efron kind of girl though?
18. Dalai Lama
This wasn't the line, but he quoted Dalai Lama. A long quote. Something about life, death, and money.
19. Were you born on a farm?
Without even getting to the second part, this was offensive. Saying that I sure know how to raise a "chicken," put it over the line. Just think about it.
20. Hi, I'm Ken. You can be the box I come in.
No, just no.
21. A full dating resume
I'm talking hobbies, favorite animals, music taste, personality traits, and date ideas.
22. I think I'm in love with you
Dude, this is just creepy.
