Last month, Ivanka Trump said in an interview that her father was quite the feminist. The statement was corroborated by citing information about his employment of female staffers to high level positions within his companies.

Unfortunately, Trump's female version of "I have black friend" is called into question when one reviews his decidedly un-feminist gaffes--making derisive comments about women's appearance, his anti-woman policies regarding reproductive rights, and of course the recent chestnut of hoping his daughter would be able to find another career if she were sexually harassed. Whichever way you look at it, Donald Trump is running on an anti-woman and markedly un-feminist platform. If Donald Trump is a feminist, then there's no reason that the mints at the bottom of your handbag aren't feminists too.

Here are 21 things that are better feminists than Donald Trump.

1. An old M&M found underneath your couch
2. An expired bottle of ranch dressing
3. A floral futon found at the side of the road
4. A slightly bruised apple
5. Electronic candles
6. The snow globe from SeaWorld you got for your birthday and promptly dropped on the ground
7. The shards of glass from aforementioned snow globe
8. Lukewarm cucumber spa water
9. Discarded nail clippings
10. Dried glue
11. Your mother's pot roast
12. The crockpot your mother made the pot roast in
13. The last sip of seltzer water
14. The blue beads in your hand sanitizer
15. The 99.9 percent of germs killed using said hand sanitizer
16. The graphing function on your TI-84 calculator
17. The solar panels on your roof
18. A bottle of Tapatio
19. Chewed gum
20. The stray hairs in your hairbrush
21. Generic brand Froot Loops