1.You walk up to the restaurant door and he stops and asks you if you remembered to go to the ATM this morning      

2.Doesn’t want to hang out with you sober or before 1 am

3.Expects you to walk home by yourself either late at night or early in the morning with your 6-inch heels still on. Even better your Devil Halloween costume.

4.Keeps blabbing about how much his ex has accomplished since she has gotten to college…did she want to come to dinner too? 

5.He seems like he is interested in talking to you but then you catch him looking at his phone every 45 seconds. Go-ahead check sports center again. 

6.Tells you the reason he hooked up with another girl was because “she kind of looked like you …and I was drunk and confused.” 

7.When his aggression and excessive consumption of Captain Morgan gets you kicked out of the local bar 

8.Takes more than two hours to get ready 

9.Tells you not to order pasta at dinner cause “It’s a lot of carbs” 

10.Takes his phone with him when he goes to take a shower. I promise you he is talking with another girl. 

11.The first time you meet his family he leaves you to go talk on the phone with his buddy….”So how about this weather we’re having?” 

12.When introducing you to his guys: “This is my friend, Danielle.” 

13.Invites you to a big family wedding and then you find out he asked another girl…Sorry buddy this is not your frats date party, it’s actually a big deal. 

14.He is a stage five clinger. No explanation necessary 

15.When he says how pretty your blue eyes are but really they are not blue at all 

16.He is a Packers and Redwings fan and demands you watch the games with him 

17.If has the reputation for “getting around." Don’t be number 47 

18.He cannot seem to get your name right. “Hey Gianna!!”… No actually it’s Gina

19.Peer pressures you to keep drinking when you don’t want to 

20.He has a bunk bed and a roommate that sleeps underneath him 

21.He IS your ex boyfriend