Ilana Glazer once said, "In Da Clerb, We All Fam." It's almost time for the queens of modern day comedy (Abbi and Ilana) to repeat that wild night in the clerb, as they return for the fourth season of Broad City on Comedy Central.
Aside from Abbi and Ilana, the cast of Broad City-the rest of the fam, including the legendary Hannibal Burress (Lincoln), Chris Gethard (Todd) and John Gemberling (Bevers) will instigate madness and laughs for the upcoming season. Who knows what sort of craziness will ensue this upcoming season with Lincoln and Ilana or Bevers and Abbi?
To prepare for the epic season ahead of us, I thought it would only be fitting to include 14 of the best quotes from the wittiest, funniest and badass show on television, in the form of GIFs.
You're welcome, kweens.
1. "Madonna, Rihanna, Ilana!"
Ilana dances and sings her heart out in the New York City streets when she belts out the rhyme of a lifetime. Only she can inspire those to compare themselves to Madonna and Rihanna if you ask me...
2. "This dog is sexually harassing me!"
A claim of a lifetime, spoken by Ilana Glazer, regarding a dog sniffing her butt A.K.A. sexually harassing her. Woof.
3. "Rape culture sucks!"
Abbi impersonating Ilana in this hilarious scene at a Co-Op: Rape culture does suck, and it's something Ilana would definitely say.
4. "Where ISN'T the bathroom?"
Living in NYC is expensive; it's so expensive that your bathroom can be next to your bed. The better question to ask, like this realtor in Broad City, is "Where isn't the bathroom?"
5. "I just wanna get home and watch my shows."
We all know what we look forward to at the end of the day: Netflix and food. Abbi couldn't have said it better.
6. "I'm a baby I have no money!"
When you want to get out of paying someone for their work (like Fred Armisen did with Abbi and Ilana), take on the role of a baby. Fred Armisen deserves an Oscar for this one.
7. "Chill, Miss Thang, this isn't a dog hoodie."
Confident, sassy and badass describe Ilana Glazer as she tells her boss to chill out about her apparel. And, it totally was a dog hoodie.
8. "I need someone for Amazing Race because my mom just pulled out."
You can tell by Abbi and Ilana's expression what their response was to this suggestion (it's not going to happen).
9. "Knock 'em over, Abbi! They want to be on the ground!"
Abbi, after getting her wisdom teeth pulled, becomes inspired by this blue imaginary character enchanting her to do the craziest things....knocking over cereal in Whole Foods may be on the top of the list.
10. "I want to see a jack in the pulpit in the bikes."
Trey encouraging Abbi to engage in parkour may be the highlight of the show. You never know how much exercise you could get on a still bike, unless you try.
11. "I was so worried I baked a whole cake."
Anxiety usually leads to binge fests of food. Lincoln is not the only one who does it.
12. "All Hollywood media is porn."
Ilana's exaggerated claims are all late night thoughts. I mean is Hollywood media all porn?
13. "Mami Lani wanna climb da beanstalk."
Poetic. Honest. Imaginative.
14. "Yas kween."
Yas kween. You can do this. Enough said.
Reminiscing of the past three seasons of Broad City through these 14 GIFs, like when Abbi attempted parkour or when Fred Armisen denied adulthood to get out of paying Abbi and Ilana, is probably making you feel some sort of way.
Starting to crave more of the funniest show on television-kind of like how Bevers craves food? With the premiere date announced...I know where you are going to be August 23rd at 10:30 p.m. You'll get your craving soon enough, promise.
