While you may be able to spot that California tan or pick up on that southern Texas drawl, no one stands out quite like someone from Massachusetts. We love our city (#Bostonstrong), our sports teams and our Dunkin's iced coffee, and we make sure everyone knows we're from the greatest state there is.

And while we're loud and proud about being from the state that invented basketball and marshmallow fluff, these signs will show that you're a true Masshole at heart.

1. Your wardrobe consists mainly of Red Sox, Patriots, Bruins, and Celtics gear.

From jerseys to hats to T-shirts, you've got it all (and you're most likely sporting it all at once).

2. You've got a Red Sox, Patriots, Bruins, or Celtics tattoo.

Whether you opt to represent just one or all four, your pride for Boston sports teams runs that deep and deserves a permanent place on your Massachusetts-born body.

3. You are a proud Massachusetts driver.

Blinkers are only a suggestion and you can't be held accountable for your language and/or hand gestures if that slow New York driver keeps getting in your way.

4. You can't start the day without your iced coffee from Dunks.

Medium iced regular and a bacon, egg and cheese is the true breakfast of champions (this is totally how Tom Brady starts his day, right?).

5. You call Dunkin' Donuts Dunks.

You feel like Dunkin' Donuts (which started right here in Massachusetts, by the way) is a close, personal friend and have instilled it with its own affectionate nickname as a result.

6. You get unreasonably mad if people that aren't from Massachusetts call Dunkin' Donuts Dunks.

They haven't been a dedicated and loyal customer like you have and you don't feel like they've earned the right to call your beloved Dunks anything so intimate. Heck, they probably think their Starbucks or Tim Horton's is the regional equivalent (it's not).

7. You call the water fountain the bubbler.

Because to you, water fountains are found in parks and serve as a decorative piece—who would want to drink out of that? Now where's the bubbler.

8. You call the liquor store the package store.

Or more specifically, you call it "the packie."

9. Red Sox Opening Day is equivalent to a holiday.

And it is a completely acceptable occasion to skip school or take work off for the day.

10. Patriot's Day is an actual holiday.

That's right, if you're from Massachusetts you get to take off that third Monday in April to commemorate the battle of Lexington and Concord, to participate in or watch the Boston Marathon and to celebrate being from this marvelous state.

11. You take St. Patrick's Day very seriously.

As proud Irish-Catholics, Massholes aren't messing around when it comes to St. Patrick's Day. And even if you aren't Irish, you are sure as hell still attending that parade and drinking green beer in the streets and bars of Boston.

12. You brag about how great Boston sports are.

Title Town, baby! Since 2001, Boston sports teams have brought home nine championships—nine!

13. You brag about why Massachusetts is the greatest state there is.

Hey, we invented basketball, marshmallow fluff and basically America. Top that!