Can we stop acting like this inexperienced, misogynistic, homophobic, racist, disability insensitive and culturally insensitive man is suitable to run this country? Here are 100 things I'd rather do than vote for Donald Trump.
1. Climb Mount Everest in a bikini.
2. Watch porn with my parents.
3. Dive into a volcano.
4. Wear a toupee.
5. Have carpet made of Legos.
6. Stick my head in a beehive.
7. Touch soggy food while washing dishes.
8. Have Martha Stewart do my taxes.
9. Run a 5K without a bra on.
10. Bike the Tour De France with hemorrhoids.
11. Have bad eyebrows.
12. Wait in line at the DMV.
13. Get the Bubonic plague.
14. Eat a bag of brown recluse spiders.
15. Only eat Taco Bell for the rest of my life.
16. Stick a fork in a toaster.
17. Have my dad go on dates with me.
18. Watch Cujo while dog sitting.
19. Eat a meat pie from Sweeney Todd.
20. Be buried alive.
21. Have my ex tell me why they dumped me.
22. Have my middle school self be my stylist.
23. Get a root canal.
24. Have really, really small hands.
25. Have the hiccups for the rest of my life.
26. Go on a date with a meninist.
27. Listen to a white male talk about the lack of racism in America (oh wait...).
28. Have the hang nail from Black Swan.
29. Watch a Caillou marathon.
30. Have something mansplained to me.
31. Walk on pavement barefoot in the summer.
32. Accidentally put in two tampons.
33. Get a splinter in my eye.
34. Go to my ex's wedding.
35. Constantly have a wedgie.
36. Have my 3-year-old cousin cut my hair.
37. Only use dial-up internet.
38. Share a Facebook account with my boyfriend.
39. Be married to Spencer Pratt.
40. Sit in a high school dress code assembly.
41. Brush my teeth with mayonnaise.
42. Wear perfume that smells like rotten eggs.
43. Have a drunk person throw up on me.
44. Wear sandals made out of cacti.
45. Drink bleach.
46. Only use Internet Explorer.
47. Burn my eyebrows off.
48. Run with scissors.
49. Work retail on Black Friday.
50. Eat baby food.
51. Snort taco seasoning.
52. Take a long walk off a short pier.
53. Take a shot of pickle juice.
54. Chop onions while watching The Notebook.
55. Give up chocolate.
56. Light myself on fire.
57. Dive head first in a waterless pool.
58. Swim in the ocean with a cinderblock tied to my foot.
59. Kiss a rattle snake.
60. Tap dance on broken glass.
61. Scare a horse.
62. Chew gum after it has lost its flavor.
63. Drink expired milk.
64. Eat barbed wire.
65. Drive cross-county with no bathroom breaks.
66. Step in dog poop barefoot.
67. Eat a bowl of fiberglass.
68. Actually have a chance at getting reproductive rights (not going to happen with him).
69. "69" with Kid Rock.
70. Run a marathon in high heels.
71. Get a tattoo of my ex's face.
72. Eat a stick of Chapstick.
73. Be a Slytherin.
74. Watch a slideshow of all the selfies I've ever taken.
75. Get a bad spray tan.
76. Walk on a bed of nails.
77. Actually look for a needle in a haystack.
78. Eat uncooked oatmeal.
79. Pull out my teeth with pliers.
80. Eat a tube of toothpaste.
81. Swim in a pool of honey.
82. Get a bowl cut.
83. Always have spinach in my teeth.
84. Eat Raisin Bran.
85. Watch paint dry.
86. Have my Facebook timeline full of baby pictures and engagement announcements.
87. Have a staring contest with a brick wall.
88. Choke on peas.
89. Have a lizard tongue.
90. Hug a bear.
91. Endure medieval torture.
92. Have every week be finals week.
93. Put myself in a dyer.
94. Personally tell every kid in the world Santa isn't real.
95. Be a mail-order bride.
96. Go through puberty again.
97. Shoot myself out of a cannon.
98. Wear a fedora.
99. Eat soup on a roller coaster.
100. Get a degree from Trump University.
This November, remember anyone is better than Trump. We don't need an egotistical, racist, homophobic, sexist, person in office.
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing" -Edmund Burke. In this upcoming general presidential election the Trump supporters will go out and vote for him. o it's extremely important we also to go out and vote, but for anyone else but Trump. Vote wisely my friends!