Nine Things I'd Rather Do Than Vote For Donald Trump
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Nine Things I'd Rather Do Than Vote For Donald Trump

Just having a little fun, I mutually respect your decision.

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Nine Things I'd Rather Do Than Vote For Donald Trump
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I kind of had an idea of who I wanted to vote for when the 2016 election was starting to pick up, but I didn’t want to be close minded. When it became closer to the election and the one candidate for each party was official, I knew who I was voting for. I will not be voting for Donald Trump. I know we shouldn’t discuss our political opinions, but since it’s only a few weeks away, I figured why not right? However, I’m not going to discuss what I like and dislike about Donald Trump, but there are some things that I would rather do than vote for him. Just figured I'd have a little fun, but sorry if this offends anyone.

1. Have all five of my fall finals on the same day.

Stress overload

2. Eat the Big Brother Slop for two weeks.

It's pretty much a horrible form of oatmeal.

3. Shave my head.

And that's intense coming from me.

4. Have no internet access for a week.

Maybe it would benefit my mental health and well being.

5. Step on a Lego.

Barefoot

6. Wake up 5 minutes before the alarm.

On a Monday.

7. Eat a bowl of nails for breakfast.

Without any milk...Thank you Spongebob.

8. Walking across campus in the rain.

After I forgot my umbrella in the car.

9. Drink coffee or hot chocolate that is way too hot.

The burns on your tongue go away eventually.


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