As November nears and the blood bath we call the election process comes to a close, I find myself completely mortified at our two presidential candidates. Both have completely flip flopped on policies and neither seem to be putting the American people first. But between the two candidates there is one in particular, who's misogynistic behavior has me completely aggravated and disgusted that a group of people are willing to have someone like that be in control of the free world.

That candidate is Donald J Trump.

His racist, sexist, unethical, and inhumane comments and campaign strategy has me dumbfounded that such a horrific human being exists on planet earth. Not only that but his Vice President pick is just as misogynist or even more than Trump himself.

That's why in November, as I head to the polls, there's 100 things I'd rather be doing than checking the box next to Trump's name on the ballot.

1) Do a 1000 piece puzzle and then have my dog ruin it.

2) Pick entire toenails off one by one

3) Take a Calculus Test

4) Run a Marathon

5) Get Blood drawn

6) Lie down on hot concrete in the summer

7) Go to a Comic Book convention

8) Listen to the Nyan Cat on loop for 24 hours

9) Walk across the desert without any water

10) Do burpees

11) Shave off my entire head of hair

12) Fall off a roller coaster

13) Be forced to wear a potato sack for clothes

14) Be banned from Disney World for life

15) Do my makeup for an interview blindfolded

16) Be a race car ornament

17) Put boiling water up my nose

18) Wear wool on a hot summer day

19) Be covered in leeches

20) Do the cinnamon challenge

21) Delete my Netflix account

22) Let Edward Scissor Hands shave my arm pits.

23) Get cauliflower ear (sorry wrestlers)

24) Go on Dating Naked

25) Be Catfished

26) Endure a Russian winter

27) Take shots of pickle juice

28) Accidentally message my middle school crush on Facebook

29) Never listen to One Direction again. I love One Direction.

30) Have to sit on the It's A Small World ride at Disney World for 24 hours

31) Invest my entire life savings in Blockbuster stock

32) Go bungee jumping

33) Eat shell fish. I'm severely allergic to shellfish.

34) Get stuck in an elevator for more than 10 minutes

35) Do an Ironman

36) Pet an aligator

37) Bite off my toenails one by one

38) Get punched in the face by Dwayne "The Rock," Johnson

39) Meet Putin

40) Go to Jail or Prison

41) Smash my car windows

42) Take the Bar exam

43) Bathe in Hot Sauce

44) Go to a nudist beach

45) Listen to Fetty Wap's "Trap Queen," on repeat

46) Be married to Kanye West (Sorry Kim)

47) Never be able to pet a dog again

48) Glue my hands to my face

49) Watch a badminton match

50) Be featured on "My Strange Addiction,"

51) Have Nick Cannon roast me on "Wild N' Out,"

52) Be forced to ride on the roof a semi

53) Accidentally like my exes new girlfriend's tweet.

54) Super-Like my T.A. on tinder

55) Get into a bar fight w/ Vin Diesel

56) Get my tongue pierced

57) Roll my eyes and ACTUALLY have them get stuck

58) Step on a Lego

59) Be stung by a Bee

60) Go see the second 50 Shades movie with my Grandma

61) Die alone

62) Read the entire Dictionary

63) Be imprisoned in China

64) Be attacked by a monkey

65) Have my hand shut in a car window.

66) Work on Christmas

67) Go to school in jeans with a hole in the butt

68) Fall down a flight of stairs

69) Sit next to someone who's sick on an airplane

70) Kiss Ozzy Osbourne

71) Stub by pinky toe

72) Do a bellyflop

73) Punch a concrete wall

74) Move to Siberia

75) Go to class during a blizzard

76) Attempt to jump over a hurdle and trip

77) Run stairs

78) Roll down a hill

79) Eat refried beans

80) Use Olive Oil as conditioner

81) Watch Game of Thrones

82) Punch Nick Jonas in the face

83) Wear Crocs on a blind date

84) Take an ice bath

85) Get my wisdom teeth out again

86) Have an airhorn blown in my ear

87) Be bit by a small child

88) Be kicked out of a concert

89) Be hit with a baseball

90) Chew on an popsicle

91) Ductape my eyelids shut

92) Listen to a lecture on Quantum Physics

93) Lay in a bed of rodents

94) Have lice

95) Have a spider as a pet

96) Get bit by a dog

97) Shave off my eyebrows

98) Get a tattoo on my butt

99) Have my car stall in an intersection

And finally, #100....

Kiss feet.

Get the point?