Ladies cursed with curves. Totally feel you. Generous cleavage and big booty have had their spotlight. The wait is over thick thighs. I see you! Personally, I feel that my thick thighs act as a personal cheerleader when they clap for me as I run.

Nevertheless, curvaceous thighs can be frustrating at times, but these struggles exercise creative problem -olving skills and just make you a better person! Also, ladies, let’s face it. The only creature that has an actual thigh gap is Spongebob Squarepants and he’s way under the sea, so no one can even compare you to him.

Here are just a few things that make thick thighs desirable, if not enviable.

Thick thighs can:

Outrun a cheetah!

Lift heavy objects. Your back has got to be exhausted from always carrying the team “on your back.” Tell your vertebrae to take it easy because your luscious thighs have got this!

Out-snuggle an anaconda. You thought those vicious beasts were terrifying? They don’t upset a woman with shapely thighs. Anacondas are the ones that should be very afraid! I think Sir Mix-a-Lot can back me up that when it comes to your attitude: she don't want none.

However, fitting into a pair of cute denim shorts without the booty hangin’ out is more or less impossible. Not to mention pants are always super tight in the thigh and loose on the waist.

But you know what, Serena Williams is #1 in single’s tennis and her thighs kill! She’s also worth $145 million. Plus, “kill” and “mill” totally rhyme. Anyway, I’m pretty sure Serena is feeling real good about herself and so should you.

So, the next time someone condescendingly refers to you as “thunder thighs,” hit them with some knowledge. Thunder can be heard from 10 miles away, and that’s louder than Beyoncé. So suck on that!

S/O to thick thighs. Love yourself, fam!