Humans have existed on planet Earth for a long, long time. Throughout the centuries, history has drastically changed and shaped where we are today. After all this time, you'd think we would just have about everything figured out. However, that is utterly wrong when it comes to what men and women want. Thinking that their thoughts and wants would be similar is an honest mistake. Sometimes they seem to be polar opposites, and sometimes they do not know why the hell the opposite sex would want such a thing. Do not fret, for the opposite gender's secrets will be revealed right before your eyes. I present to you the honest thoughts on what guys and girls want! (From a guy's perspective)
Shopping
Guys: "I know what I'm going to buy and where it is. I want to get in and out of the store as quickly as possible." Shopping is not my idea of fun.
Girls: "I need more clothes because nothing in my closet is cute. I don't care how much money or time I spend, I'm going to shop until the job is done." Shopping is a religion and malls are our churches.
A Friday Night
Guys: "To drink until my liver fails, dance with a hot girl, get the greasiest food possible at 2 a.m., and wake up in my bed in the morning." Sleeping on the football field is overrated!
Girls: "A bathtub filled with wine, my best girlfriends, lots of snacks, gossip about other women and f**kboys, and some of Adele's finest tunes." I wonder how many bottles of wine it would take..
Sports
Guys: "To watch every game humanly possible with a cold beer in my hand on my super huge tv without my mom or significant other nagging at me." Mom, there are no quarters in hockey...
Girls: "If I'm going to watch this there better be some hot guys in the game. I can't wait until it's over so I can watch Grey's Anatomy." Boring, boring, touchdown? boring, boring, hot guy!!! boring, boring, it's over! Dr. McDreamy ;)
Significant Other
Guys: "She must be attractive, intelligent, great body, funny...etc. Honestly, this list could go on and on forever!" Did I mention she needs to be attractive?
Girls: "Just a guy that that will appreciate me, take care of me, make me laugh, and be there for me." All that matters is on the inside! We swear it's not a cover-up.
Career
Guys: "I want to make a disgusting amount of money while being a bad*** boss of a huge company." All I want out of life is to drive a Range Rover and make it rain...money!
Girls: "A stable job that pays enough to support my family. If I can save the world and animals then that would just be a bonus!" I wonder how many puppies I can buy with my first paycheck...?
And I thought I knew what they wanted...
