Which Celebs Should Run In The Next Election?
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Which Celebs Should Run In The Next Election?

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Would you prefer Miley Cyrus or Ricky Bobby as your next president?Breaking down which celebrities would do well if they chose to run for office. 

Ders from Workaholics

This Comedy Central icon could be the next political superstar to take the stage. Anders Holmvik is the unspoken leader of the threesome that makes up the Workaholics. With his constantly professional demeanor, drinking and questionable drug problem, Ders would have no problem fitting in with some of the politicians in Washington. His love of practical jokes and fabulous hair would set him apart from the other candidates.

Miley Cyrus

Continuing President Obama’s theme of change, Miley could win the liberal vote in no time. Her can-do attitude would also win the hearts of voters. After all, she can’t stop and she won’t stop.

LeBron James

In every president’s term, they have to learn what it is like to be hated. LeBron already has this down pat. As one of the most hated players in the NBA, LeBron knows how to make tough decisions without worrying what the majority of the public (especially Cleveland) may think of him.

Kanye West

With his stellar public speaking skills, Kanye could win over millions in his presidential race and leave them speechless. He could also put to rest the myth that Americans know nothing about geography. Have you met his daughter?


Patrick Dempsey

Patrick’s good looks and charm would do wonders with foreign diplomats and, as an actor, Patrick has tons of experience pretending to be someone he isn’t, like some politicians.

Olivia Pope

As a fixer, Olivia could do wonders to fix our country. Because of her previous family issues and affairs with married men, she definitely would have no problem keeping political secrets.

Flo from Progressive Insurance

While Republicans probably wouldn’t listen to her ideas about insurance, Flo has campaign experience that would give her an edge against the competition. After all, who doesn’t love pizza loyalty discounts?

Elsa from Frozen

Elsa would be all business. They’d never see her cry. She could also make peace between any nations. Let it go, let it go! she would sing.

Spongebob

Spongebob has all the makings of a fantastic president. He has loyalty, an incredible work ethic, the ability to keep secrets and loves to make friends. Additionally, after working at minimum wage for over a decade, he knows what it is like to be a member of the middle class.

Ricky Bobby

If you ain’t first, you’re last! Ricky would keep this American attitude of,alive and well. As a winning race car driver, Ricky has experience in the spotlight and would change the pledge of allegiance from “One nation, under God,” to “One nation, under Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors, with liberty and justice for the winners.”

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