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Are You Tired Of Living Life To The Fullest?

Best Kept Secret: Gluttony and Sloth.

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Are You Tired Of Living Life To The Fullest?
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I AM an ARTIST at PURE LAZZINESS!

I’m pretty sure this isn’t a good thing but whatever; we all have lazy days. We all have been lazy at one point or another. This tutorial is just to make sure your doing it right. And I happen to be one of the laziest people I know!!! (Ask my family it’s a fact)

Here’s what we do.

1. Wake up, brush your teeth (I’m sorry, it’s a must to brush your teeth) anyway (shower, don’t shower whatever you want)

2. Grab (food substance to sustain life) cereal, chips, candy, ice cream (we don’t want anything too healthy) i.e. Dorito’s, snickers, sub sandwiches, m&m’s, twizzlers or whatever junk food you can think of)

3. Oh! And if you so happen not to have any snack food’s I strongly advise you to go buy some. Because a lazy day without substance is a day from hell.

4. Find a comfortable place to sit also make sure you choose a place that can easily be turned into a place of sleep. (Comfort is key you will be occupying that space for awhile)

5. GOSH!!!! I almost forgot make sure where ever you choose to sit, a TV must be able to be seen. (Prepare your DVR)

6. Make sure you have a good Wi-Fi connection and your laptop. If you don’t have a Netflix account get one! And if you don’t have a laptop meaning no Netflix well …. damn

7. Or you can scratch all that and sleep all day.

8. On the off chance that you would so happen to want to do something “Productive” with your lazy day. My suggestion would be to do something worth wild.

  • Go Hang with friends.
  • Take up a hobby.
  • Read a book (that’s my own personal favorite)
  • Find something to do in the city or hometown.
  • Or you could do whatever you see fit

I personally need lazy days to recoup and find my inner piece of the day struggle of Adult-ing. But that’s me. Feel free to do something with your time off.

Moving on: So you have your comfortable spot, your laptop, Netflix on, or DVR ready at the go! Yummy goodness in arm distances, I think you’re Ready!

OH yeah I forgot absolutely take no part in activities that involve physical or mental stimuli.

Ladies and Gentlemen you may not think this adds Value to your life. But I assure you it does. All work and no play makes life hard for Jack he doesn’t become a dull boy but a boy who doesn’t know how to chill. Well I can say that this adds value you to your life, do you know how many Full seasons of CSI or Criminal Minds or Law and Order or America Horror Story is on Netflix. (Come on that’s like amazing right!!!) Also being lazy for a day to helps you prepare for the Monday- Friday Dance. And there’s nothing wrong with catching up on sleep (am I right or am I right!)

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