*cue Power by Kayne West*

Well fellow Ags, it's that time of year again! Time for fightin' Texas Aggie football to cause you to want to drink before 11 AM and leave you feeling stressed and slightly depressed. Here are 15 thoughts all Ags have while watching an Aggie football game as told by Parks and Rec:

1. Weren't we supposed to be good this year?

2. Oh, wait, there we are!!

3. OH, NO BABY WHAT IS YOU DOING?

4. At least studying for exams isn't so stressful anymore because I have Aggie football in my life.

5. Well, it's a good thing I picked A&M for academics and not for football.

6. Who the hell decided it was smart to stand the whole game in this heat?!

Let's be honest - We're going to stand the whole time anyways because we aren't 2%ers. A little complaining is healthy though.

7. 12th Man rally towel? More like "wiping away my sweat and tears towel".

I'm okay. Really, it's fine.

8. Nope, that's it I'm transferring schools.

9. We're an equestrian school anyways, who needs football?

10. Look at that pass!!

11. We'll definitely beat Bama this year, I mean come on, look at us go!

12. Definitely spoke too soon.

13. We'll probably just go 8-5 for the fourth year in a row anyways.

14. Oh wait, we won that game??

15. Dang, I love me some FTA football!!

No matter how stressful Aggie football gets or how many heart attacks we might have during the season, you will never find the kind of loyalty Aggies have anywhere else! What's better than high doses of stress with 102,733 of your closest friends??

Thanks and Gig'em!!