1. What does Tom Brady do during snowstorms?
Who cares what he does, just sign me up!
2. Is it okay to still get an iced coffee?
I don't care if it is below freezing, my iced coffee is a necessity to survival, especially in a snow storm...
3. Is it acceptable to start listening to Christmas music again?
Because I mean, the weather outside is frightful, and baby it’s cold outside. It feels more like Christmas now than it did in December!
4. How many days can you survive off of just Kraft Mac and Cheese and Instant Hot Chocolate?
All college-goers in New England can relate that being broke AND stuck inside because the walk to the dining commons is just not worth it leads us to google questions like this..
5. If the power goes out how am I supposed to watch Netflix?
But seriously… I know nothing more than binge-watching Netflix all day... what does one do without it? Does this mean I have to interact with other human beings now?
6. I think I am going to call all of the closest Dunkin Donuts until I find one that is open.
I am willing to do whatever it takes in order to get some Dunkin Donuts, even if it means risking my own life. My iced coffee regular is worth it.
7. How will the delivery guy get the pizza to my door, and do I have to tip him extra since he came out to bring me it in the snow?
I really feel bad that he has to come out in this weather to bring me my pizza, but it is his job after all... Maybe I can just offer him a slice instead?
8. Is there school tomorrow?
Most will just refer to the storm as a “dusting” in order to get us into school, even if it means trudging over snowbanks taller than us. Also if we do have school is it fine if I just stay home?
9. Why do we all freak out about snowstorms as if it is something new for us?
Unpredicted weather is something that is to be expected by now in New England, but whenever the news forecasts says there is a storm coming, it’s like we've been told a zombie apocalypse is on the rise.
10. The cold might not of bothered Elsa, but it sure does bother me.
We get it, you're a Disney Princess with powers that make you immune to the effects of cold weather! Maybe it's because I'm jealous I'm not a Disney Princess myself, but seriously girl- it bothers us... so just let it go.
11. If I need a good laugh I can just go to the local town’s Facebook page
I first make sure that popcorn is ready then I can watch all of the moms complain about being stuck in with their kids because school is cancelled, or all of the neighborhood dads asking if the trash will still be picked up on time.12. Most of all, I am proud to be a New Englander
Even when there is three feet of snow on the ground, there is no place I would rather be.