For some people, when taking a shower, a lot of great thinking gets done in there. For me, I don't think much, because I have too much to do in there. So every once in a while, I will fill up my bathtub with bubbles, get a nice glass of wine, and just relax. That's the place where I seem to get all my greatest thoughts out. So today, I decided that I would share some of those thoughts with the world.

1. Can animals be transgender?

2. Why is it that in the summer girls are allowed to wear skimpy bikinis, but they can't walk around in their bra and underwear?

3. Where isn't Waldo?

4. Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?

5. Why are they called bathing suits if you bathe naked?

6. If you are bald, what hair color do they put on your driver's license?

7. Why do we call them donuts if they aren't even nuts?

8. We don't bury batteries when they die. Why is that?

9. Calling a couch oversized is fat shaming. Sit with the guilt.

10. We have police dogs but not police cats.

11. Why do we have coat racks but not underwear or pant racks?

12. Do mailmen have their own personal mailman? That sounds like a never ending cycle to me.

13. Why don't we have "B" batteries?

14. If money doesn't in fact grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

You're welcome!