I've heard about this app before, but I thought it was corny and I thought there was no way in hell I'd ever get it. But I decided I'd do the Tinder Experiment just to see the kind of responses I'd get from people. So here's a few experiences I had from the app well all know and love: Tinder.
1. The guy that was way too honest
Our conversation literally went from "heyyy" to this in 10 seconds flat.
2. The guy that made me follow his Instagram for his nudes
Now before y'all judge me, I had no idea when I requested to follow his Insta that this is what I was dooming myself to. But as soon as I realized that my eyes were gonna need holy water to get through the rest of the day, I unfollowed and unmatched.
3. The sweet guy
He sent me this message and I told him he was sweet and then I forgot to message him back after that. So, this guy could have been the love of my life but the world will never know cause I don't know how to message people back. Keep complimenting girls like a middle schooler though boo, we luvvvvvvvv it.
4. The corny guy
This was by far the corniest one I got, but I'd be lying if I told you I didn't think it was cute in a cheesy, he probably asked his little brother for this joke, kind of way.
5. The Harry Potter nerd
I love Harry Potter as much as the next person, so I appreciated this pick up line. HOWEVER, please don't talk to me about Harry Potter for the rest of the conversation because I got super bored. But two thumbs up for the pick up line, man.
6. The guy that thought flattery was the answer
Obviously I'm being sarcastic about flattery. I don't know why guys think we're on Tinder just to find someone to have sex with, like you're a random ass stranger. Why can't I be on here to find true love or guys to use in my Odyssey articles?
7. The original guy
I think I heard this at a frat party last year when a guy tried to dance with me, and I immediately felt a little nauseas. So you can imagine that I had the same reaction hearing this same pick up line a year later haha.
8. The guy who incorporated my sorority
Obviously AGD's are the best you've ever seen, but I don't think we mean the same thing he does. So the answer is yes just not for you, buh-bye.
9. The guy who asked me on an ate
Yikes.
10. The gify guy
I received about 6 other gifs after this one, and they all got more weird as it went, so this guy managed to make me feel uncomfortable without even using words.
11. The one that would take breaks for snacks
I was not only offended by this one, I was beyond ill. I unmatched him faster than you can say Tinder.
So here's my Tinder experiences. The app is deleted off my phone cause I felt like I need to take 9 showers to wash off everyone else's sinful ways.
