Tallahassee, Florida is home to the Capitol and the ever-so incredible, Florida State University. After attending FSU for almost four years, I'd say I have learned the tricks of the trade. Tally is one interesting place filled with a little bit of everything. Between the academia, the night-life scene, and walking up the steepest hills just to get to class, it doesn't take long to figure out the ABC's of Florida State University.

A is for Academics.

One of the top universities in the nation? Yep.

B is for Baby Bio.

I never thought I'd learn about dinosaurs in college.

C is for (Summer) C.

Every Freshman's dream come true and every Upperclassman's nightmare.

D is for Diffenbaugh hill.

Don't worry, everyone feels like they just climbed Mt. Everest, too, you're not totally out of shape.

E is for Everyone is at Stroz.

There are no tables, everyone you know is at the library tonight, and you have a test in 12 hours.

F is for Football Season.

Or, as the rest of the world calls it, "Fall."

G is for Greatest school in the nation.

Check.

H is for Homecoming Parade.

You know it fires you up.

I is for IM's.

Do it for the t-shirt.

J is for Jennie Murphie.

You know you're old when you were a student and when it was a womens-only dorm.

K is for Ken's.

"Dixieland Delight" is playing and all is right with the wold.

L is for Leach.

"Are you a Leach person or do you go to the FMC?"

M is for Madison Social.

BLT dip and the best Twitter game in all of Tallahassee.

N is for No parking.

Ever find a parking spot in Traditions? Yeah, me neither.

O is for Oglesby Union.

Is it just me, or are they always playing really good music.

P is for Pot's.

"Is the Beer Garden line open?"

Q is for Questionable living in Smith Hall.

No one should have been living in Smith Hall after the 80s. May she rest in peace.

R is for the Rez.

A day at the lake to escape the stress is only a 15 minute drive away.

S is for Standard.

You either love 'Dard or you want that place burned to the ground. There is no in-between.

T is for Tennessee Street.

Home of 75% of the restaurants near campus and the worst road to drive on.

U is for (Down) Under.

Club Down Under is low-key home to some of the best entertainment in Tally.

V is for Views.

I mean, have you looked at our campus.

W is for "What-What."

THERE IS NO "WHAT-WHAT" IN THE FIGHT SONG.

X is for (E)xpletives you scream during class registration.

Of course the one class you need next semester is full, of course it is.

Y is for Y-bomb.

When you leave Tallahassee and explain what these are to other people they will be in awe and/or concerned for you.

Z is for Z-Baked.

You can get cookies delivered to you after a long night at the library or a long night on College Ave. Either way, that's a good night.