The 18 Stages Of Being A Lazy College Student

The 18 Stages Of Being A Lazy College Student

I think I'm gonna skip today
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The truth is, even though college generally requires more effort than high school, once students get used to the routine and the workload, they often find themselves getting a little lazy. The whole point of college is that you’ve got to learn how to stay on top of your own progress.

Some people excel at that, and others, not so much. The vast majority of college students manage to find a fairly satisfying balance between the two, where they pass their classes while still retaining the title of “lazy college student.”

Laziness presents itself in different ways on different people, though. Sometimes your own particular brand changes over time, and sometimes you can exhibit several of these lazy stages at once. When you think of a lazy college student, it could mean any of these things.

18. The “skimming the reading” stage.

One of the most common stages. It begins when you realize there’s no possible way you could ever get through all the reading for every class, so you decide to just skim the reading instead. Flicking breezily through the pages and scanning chapter headings is just as good, right?

17. The “Googling homework answers” stage.

Instructors all over the world use lots of the same textbooks and materials. That’s why, if you Google the exact question on your homework, you’ll often get the exact answer you need. You didn’t hear it from me, though.

16. The “occasionally sleeping in class” stage.

You’re so tired, why not let yourself doze off? Okay, just this once…

15. The “occasionally skipping class” stage.

Once this stage starts, it’s a slippery slope down the rabbit hole of self-sabatoge. It’s hard to come back once you’ve missed too many classes, so be careful.

14. The “sleeping in the library” stage.

It happens to everyone at least once. For some people, it happens a lot more than that. However, if you stay in this particular stage too long, people might think you’re homeless and make you leave.

13. The “not showering” stage.

You’re too lazy to even take a shower? Come on, man.

12. The “not shaving” stage.

For girls, this stage is inevitable and it coincides with the winter months. For guys, it’s indicative of one of two things. One, you’ve decided to grow a beard. Two, you’re just so freaking lazy.

11. The “sleeping all the time” stage.

Your mom’s not around to tell you to get out of bed, so why bother?

10. The “never sleeping” stage.

Mom’s also not here to tell you to go to bed because you have a big, important day tomorrow. I bet you didn’t know there was such a thing as being too lazy to go to bed, but there is.

9. The “video games are more important than studying” stage.

This is when you’ve been sitting in your gaming chair for so long, you’re practically melted into it. When was the last time you went to class? No one knows.

When someone gets lazy with their social life, it usually takes this form. Two people who are dating become connected at the hip and never go anywhere without each other. Raise your hand if you’ve lost at least one friend to this form of laziness.

8. The “just doesn’t give a crap” stage.

This one can also be a difficult hole to get out of, but for some people it’s just a fleeting phase that comes during a time of great frustration. When you’re overwhelmed, sometimes the easiest defense mechanism is to hide behind the wall of I-don’t-even-care. Just get out from behind it as soon as you can.

7. The “overconfident” stage.

After a particularly good semester or even after a particularly good grade on a test, you can get lazy because you’re overly confident in your abilities. You stop studying because you think you don’t need to, and before you know it, you’re screwed.

6. The “March Madness” stage.

Someone should do a study to find out how much grades plummet in colleges nationwide during the NCAA basketball tournament. There are so many games to watch, who could possibly have time to work on school?

5. The “what am I even doing here” stage.

Is this major what you really want to do with you’re life? Is college really where you want to be right now? A minor existential crisis is almost inevitable at some point, but it can really have a negative effect on your schoolwork since it makes your productivity go way down.

4. The “it’s better to just drop the class” stage.

The point of no return when it comes to laziness is when you realize that you’ve done absolutely nothing all semester and you need to drop at least one class or you’ll fail and it will ruin your GPA and possibly put you on academic probation. It’s the kind of laziness that’s so advanced, you have no choice but to throw up your hands and bite the bullet.

3. The “C’s get degrees” stage.

I like to call this stage “laziness in moderation.” This is when you resolve to put forth the minimum effort in all your classes so that you can still be lazy without ruining your whole entire future. It’s a fairly comfortable place to be.

2. The “senior slump” stage.

The last few months before graduation, seniors tend to become lazier than they’ve ever been before. It’s only natural. They’re exhausted and they’re done caring. Or at least they would be done caring if they didn’t still have to pass this last round of finals.

1. The “finals scramble” stage.

This is when laziness turns into desperation. You’re out of practice from a whole semester of doing almost nothing, but now you’re forced to make up for all those lazy days right now. It’s going to be hell, so good luck.

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A Senior's Last Week Of High School

The bittersweet end.
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Well, this is it. This is what we've worked so hard the last four years - who am I kidding - basically what seems like our whole lives for. This is the very last week we will set foot as a student in our high school's hallways. As most schools are getting ready to set their seniors free at last, it all begins to set in - the excitement, the anxiousness, and also the sentiment and nostalgia.

For seniors, the years since our first day as a freshman at the bottom of the high school totem pole have seemed endless, but as we look back on these last few weeks, we realize that this year in particular has gone by extraordinarily fast. It was just yesterday that we were sitting in our classrooms for the very first time, going to our 'last first' practice, and getting our first taste of the (very real) "senioritis". With all that's going on in our lives right now, from sports and clubs, finals, and the sought after graduation ceremony, it's hard to really sit down and think about how our lives are all about to become drastically different. For some it's moving out, and for some it's just the thought of not seeing your best friend on the way to fourth period English; either way, the feels are real. We are all in a tug of war with the emotions going on inside of us; everything is changing - we're ready, but we're not.

THE GOOD. Our lives are about to begin! There is a constant whirlwind of excitement. Senior awards, getting out of school early, parties, and of course Graduation. We are about to be thrust into a world of all new things and new people. Calling our own shots and having the freedom we have so desperately desired since the teenage years began is right around the corner. Maybe the best part is being able to use these new things surrounding you to grow and open your mind and even your heart to ideas you never could before. We get the chance to sink or swim, become our own person, and really begin to find ourselves.

Things we don't even know yet are in the works with new people we haven't even met yet. These friendships we find will be the ones to last us a lifetime. The adventures we experience will transform into the advice we tell our own children and will become the old tales we pass down to our grandkids when they come to visit on the weekends. We will probably hate the all night study sessions, the intensity of finals week, and the overpowering stress and panic of school in general, just like we did in high school... But it will all be worth it for the memories we make that will outlive the stress of that paper due in that class you absolutely hate. As we leave high school, remember what all the parents, teachers, coaches, and mentors are telling you - this are the best times of our lives!

THE BAD. The sentimental emotions are setting in. We're crying, siblings are tearing up, and parents are full-out bawling. On that first day, we never expected the school year to speed by the way it did. Suddenly everything is coming to an end. Our favorite teachers aren't going to be down the hall anymore, our best friends probably won't share a class with us, we won't be coming home to eat dinner with our families...

We all said we wanted to get out of this place, we couldn't wait, we were ready to be on our own; we all said we wouldn't be "so emotional" when the time came, but yet here we are, wishing we could play one more football game with our team or taking the time to make sure we remember the class we liked the most or the person that has made us laugh even when we were so stressed we could cry these past few years. Take the time to hug your parents these last few months. Memorize the facial expressions of your little sister or brother. Remember the sound of your dad coming home from work. These little things we take for granted every day will soon just be the things we tell our college roommate when they ask about where we're from. As much as we've wanted to get out of our house and our school, we never thought it would break our heart as much as it did. We are all beginning to realize that everything we have is about to be gone.

Growing up is scary, but it can also be fun. As we take the last few steps in the hallways of our school, take it all in. Remember, it's okay to be happy; it's okay to be totally excited. But also remember it's okay to be sad. It's okay to be sentimental. It's okay to be scared, too. It's okay to feel all these confusing emotions that we are feeling. The best thing about the bittersweet end to our high school years is that we are finally slowing down our busy lives enough to remember the happy memories.

Try not to get annoyed when your mom starts showing your baby pictures to everyone she sees, or when your dad starts getting aggravated when you talk about moving out and into your new dorm. They're coping with the same emotions we are. Walk through the halls remembering the classes you loved and the classes you hated. Think of the all great times that have happened in our high school years and the friends that have been made that will never be forgotten. We all say we hated school, but we really didn't. Everything is about to change; that's a happy thing, and a sad thing. We all just have to embrace it! We're ready, but we're not...

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6 Best Feelings You Get When Playing Volleyball

While you're avoiding getting hit in the face, you just might gain something in return.

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Volleyball can be intimidating to get into, especially if you have had zero experience before. From the extremely bruised forearms to knee burns, it's understandable why people try to avoid this sport as much as possible sometimes. However, after the initial few weeks of struggle, the bruises will disappear, and the knee pains will feel much less terrible. In fact, after experiencing these six feelings, you will get hooked onto the sport.

1. When you get the perfect set

Every team needs a good setter, because without good sets, it is incredibly hard to get good hits. Every once in a while, when you do get that perfect set, you don't have to worry about repositioning closer or further away from the net or where to hit the ball. Instead, all you have to do is swing your arms and hear that satisfying bounce of the ball hitting the floor on the other side of the court.

2. When you dive for a ball and actually save it

Sacrifices to the knees are a must in volleyball, but a lot of times, they're sacrifices in vain. When a dive actually turns into a save, it can be one of the best feelings in the world. Not just because your knees didn't just take another bruise in vain, but because your reflexes have actually improved and you just saved your team a lost point.

3. When you get your first ace

Whether it was your serve that was too fast or the other team that just made a mistake, there's just something extremely satisfying about being able to serve a ball that others cannot return. It may also be due to the fact that you wouldn't have to run back onto the court or spend extra energy on this point, but nevertheless, the pride you feel when you get that ace is priceless.

4. When you find a good team

Some people work better with certain people than others, and when people on your team somehow naturally know how high you liked your sets or covers the areas that you can't at certain moments, as a team you will play much better. This can be attained through training and practice, but when you meet those people who naturally work well with you, you know the game is going to be good.

5. When you get a good rally going

When the ball is going back and forth for five or six times with 3 hits on each side, you have a good rally going on. At the end of it, even if your team loses the point, you'll feel an intense satisfaction from all the adrenaline still coursing through your veins. It's not every day that you can get everyone on the team on their feet, passing, hitting and making great plays!

6. When your teammates become some of your closest friends

This is probably the best reward that you can ever get from playing any sport. Whether it's a group trek to the local donut shop or just walking home together, you could end up meeting some of your closest friends. Volleyball is a team sport, and that bond established through numerous games is something that is irreplaceable. You'll naturally gravitate those who you work well with and find out that honestly, you guys get along pretty well off the court too.

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