Midterms are coming up, but that's probably not what is occupying most our minds right now. Because if midterms are soon that means SPRING BREAK is soon behind it.
How is it possible to study for an Ethics 608 exam when I'm sooo close to sunshine and beaches? I mean there are so many things I have to do to prepare for spring break, I can prepare for my test an hour before it happens lol.
I need to go get a new bikini, get my nails done, go tanning, plan out the trip and most importantly I NEED to work on my spring break body!
Or... at least that's what every girl on Instagram says I should be doing.
Clearly, to have a good time on spring break I need to have toned abs, tanned skin, a perked up booty and the hottest swimsuit. Do I need to be photo shoot ready every second of my break, because if I'm not posting the cutest pics on the beach how is anyone supposed to know I'm having a good time?
If you haven't caught it yet I'm kidding.
By no means is this the only way to have a good time on spring break. However, since I can't go on one social media site without seeing some mention of working for that 'spring break bod' here are some of the craziest diets I recommend to no one.
1. The Chocolate Diet
First of all, we aren't six months old anymore. Second of all, you'd have to eat like 16 jars of baby food to get enough food in the day, and no one has money for that. Just go buy some raw veggies and make salad over getting the baby food.
2. The Baby Food Diet
First of all, we aren't six months old anymore. Second of all, you'd have to eat like 16 jars of baby food to get enough food in the day, and no one has money for that. Just go buy some raw veggies and make salad over getting the baby food.
3. The Macrobiotic Diet
It's a special kind of detox diet that only allows you one meal a day... like TF?! Highly not recommended.
4. The Vision Diet
So, the trick is you eat food while wearing blue tinted glasses. Yup. Blue tinted glasses. It is supposed to make your food look less appetizing, making you eat less.
5. The Apple Cider Vinegar Diet
A few tablespoons of this stuff a day is supposed to cleanse and detoxify your body, somehow leaving you skinnier. Some celebs are said to follow this diet religiously but TBH I don't think the taste is worth it.
6. The Sleeping Diet
Out of all the crazy diets I've heard on this one I can maybe get behind, only because I love sleeping so much. The only way it really works though is if you are out under heavy sedation for days to lose pounds because it forces your body to burn up your fat.
7. The Tape Worm Diet
Honestly, you have to be some next level crazy to try this diet. Like I don't know one person who would willingly swallow a tapeworm. To think of having a WORM in me?! Nope. Don't even think about it.
8. The 5 Bite Diet
Upside of this diet, you get to eat whatever you want! The downside, you can literally only have five bites.
9. The Cotton Ball Diet
All you eat is cotton balls soaked in orange juice. Cotton balls aren't even a real food so just don't with this one.
10. The Cabbage Soup Diet
I'm already not a veggie person so the thought of only having cabbage soup for a whole week straight sounds awful. Nothing but cabbage soup. It's a no for me.
If you are really set on getting a better body for spring break, do it the healthy way. Take your time and start months in advance. Eat your veggies, drink hella water, get some exercise in and do some squats. You'll look a lot better by doing that than eating everything with blue sunglasses on I promise.
