Someone with absolutely no authority.
Table of Content
- Put the Donut Down!
- For so many different reasons
- Being Single Can Be Fun
- Don’t give me that look!
- Be Adventurous
- In other words get lost and call it an adventure
- Let Yourself be Goofy
- Its actually great exercise to laugh at yourself
- Make Up is not Paint
- Lets get this right before permanent damage is done
- Your Mother is Not Always Right
- Surprising right?!
- Your Mother is Not Always Wrong
- She doesn’t have to say it, but you know she is thinking
“I told you so”
- First Date Rules
- Sometimes you have to throw your catch back
- The World is Not Out to Get You
- Even though shark week came early
- Your Hogwarts Letter isn’t Coming
- No one is going to save you from your life
- So you gotta do it and you can! I promise
- No one is going to save you from your life
- Clean Up Your Room!
- Lets be honest, its about time
- Get Your Life On Fleak
- Leave your eyebrows alone, your life needs work
- It’s Okay to Cry Sometimes
- It’s better to have someone to cry with
- Your Friends Can’t Always Be There
- You need to be there for them too
- No Socks Don’t Have to Match
- Ain’t nobody got time for that!
- You Look Beautiful
- You don’t need someone to tell you that for it to be true
- Write Something
- It doesn’t have to be New York Best Seller worthy
- Find Something to Believe in
- Find something that brings you hope
- No One Knows That You’re Not Perfect
- They are too busy worrying that they aren’t either
- Perfection is Overrated
- Trust me, its way more fun to be imperfect
- PINTREST!!
- Can be life changing!
- For better or for worst
- Can be life changing!
- Get Your Booty Outta Bed
- Waking up early when you really don’t want to
- I started this book at 3:30am while you were sleeping
- Waking up early when you really don’t want to
- Sadly Not Everything is a Competition
- If its was, we would win
- We poop out babies for goodness sakes!
- If its was, we would win
- Don’t Take Peoples Shit
- Stand up for yourself!
- Spellcheck May Have a Point
- Oh Duck!
- Singing Christmas Songs in June
- Gurl you do you
- Smile and Say Good Morning
- It can really change some ones day
- The World Stopped Orbiting Around You
- It stopped around 16
- Get a Passport
- Pick a place that you have always wanted to go
- Don’t Travel Alone Until You’re 40
- Memories happen with other people
- Choose carefully who you invite, trust me on this one.
- Memories happen with other people
- ARK
- one Act of Random Kindness
- Practice daily
- one Act of Random Kindness
- Pick Up a New Hobby
- A great place to find one?... Hobby Lobby
- Buyer beware
- A great place to find one?... Hobby Lobby
- Leave Time in Your Day to Catch Your Breath
- Sometimes all you need is 5 minutes
- Road Rage or Deep Seeded Anger Issues
- You may be scarring your passengers
- Thrift Shopping!!
- Also known as treasure hunting!
- Please wash before wearing
- Also known as treasure hunting!
- Sexy Underwear
- Who cares if no one else see’s it!
- Some times we just want to feel sexy!!
- Who cares if no one else see’s it!
- Don’t Wait to Get Your Car Checked
- It sounds funny is not a good explanation
- Your daddy would love to do it! Or Try….
- It sounds funny is not a good explanation
- Your Education Can Change Your Life
- Knowledge opens so many doors
- Last But Not Least, Have a 5 Year plan
- Chances are that it might fall through
- Find something to shoot for, you might just get there
- Chances are that it might fall through
Congratulating! You made it through the table of content! A goldstar for you!!!
Now for the hard part You have to actually read the advice.
Take it with a grain of salt, a teaspoon of sugar, and remember I have no ideawhat I’m talking about.
NOW!!!! ONWARD!!! Each week I will post at least two chapters. Please tell me what you think and if you can relate!!!
Lots of love
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