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A Single Woman’s Guide To Getting Her Sh*t Together At the Age of 20

Written by a 20-year-old woman that still doesn’t have her shit together.

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A Single Woman’s Guide To Getting Her Sh*t Together At the Age of 20
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Someone with absolutely no authority.

Table of Content

          • Put the Donut Down!
            • For so many different reasons
        • Discontinue Netflix
          • I heard your heart breaking from over here
        • Being Single Can Be Fun
          • Don’t give me that look!
      • Be Adventurous
        • In other words get lost and call it an adventure
        • Let Yourself be Goofy
          • Its actually great exercise to laugh at yourself
    • Make Up is not Paint
      • Lets get this right before permanent damage is done
      • Your Mother is Not Always Right
        • Surprising right?!
      • Your Mother is Not Always Wrong
        • She doesn’t have to say it, but you know she is thinking

“I told you so”

      • First Date Rules
      • Sometimes you have to throw your catch back
      • The World is Not Out to Get You
        • Even though shark week came early
      • Your Hogwarts Letter isn’t Coming
        • No one is going to save you from your life
          • So you gotta do it and you can! I promise
      • Clean Up Your Room!
        • Lets be honest, its about time
      • Get Your Life On Fleak
        • Leave your eyebrows alone, your life needs work
      • It’s Okay to Cry Sometimes
        • It’s better to have someone to cry with
      • Your Friends Can’t Always Be There
        • You need to be there for them too
      • No Socks Don’t Have to Match
        • Ain’t nobody got time for that!
      • You Look Beautiful
        • You don’t need someone to tell you that for it to be true
      • Write Something
        • It doesn’t have to be New York Best Seller worthy
      • Find Something to Believe in
        • Find something that brings you hope
      • No One Knows That You’re Not Perfect
        • They are too busy worrying that they aren’t either
      • Perfection is Overrated
        • Trust me, its way more fun to be imperfect
      • PINTREST!!
        • Can be life changing!
          • For better or for worst
        • Get Your Booty Outta Bed
          • Waking up early when you really don’t want to
            • I started this book at 3:30am while you were sleeping
      • Sadly Not Everything is a Competition
        • If its was, we would win
          • We poop out babies for goodness sakes!
      • Don’t Take Peoples Shit
        • Stand up for yourself!
      • Spellcheck May Have a Point
        • Oh Duck!
      • Singing Christmas Songs in June
        • Gurl you do you
      • Smile and Say Good Morning
        • It can really change some ones day
      • The World Stopped Orbiting Around You
        • It stopped around 16
      • Get a Passport
        • Pick a place that you have always wanted to go
      • Don’t Travel Alone Until You’re 40
        • Memories happen with other people
          • Choose carefully who you invite, trust me on this one.
      • ARK
        • one Act of Random Kindness
          • Practice daily
      • Pick Up a New Hobby
        • A great place to find one?... Hobby Lobby
          • Buyer beware
      • Leave Time in Your Day to Catch Your Breath
        • Sometimes all you need is 5 minutes
      • Road Rage or Deep Seeded Anger Issues
        • You may be scarring your passengers
      • Thrift Shopping!!
        • Also known as treasure hunting!
          • Please wash before wearing
      • Sexy Underwear
        • Who cares if no one else see’s it!
          • Some times we just want to feel sexy!!
      • Don’t Wait to Get Your Car Checked
        • It sounds funny is not a good explanation
          • Your daddy would love to do it! Or Try….
      • Your Education Can Change Your Life
        • Knowledge opens so many doors
      • Last But Not Least, Have a 5 Year plan
        • Chances are that it might fall through
          • Find something to shoot for, you might just get there

Congratulating! You made it through the table of content! A goldstar for you!!!

Now for the hard part You have to actually read the advice.

Take it with a grain of salt, a teaspoon of sugar, and remember I have no idea

what I’m talking about.

NOW!!!! ONWARD!!! Each week I will post at least two chapters. Please tell me what you think and if you can relate!!!

Lots of love

SAW

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