Being from Massachusetts is pretty cool in itself but it's getting to the next level that really counts.

1. Dunks

If you take the time to call it by it's entire name, you are doing it so wrong. I'm pretty pissed that when I typed in Dunks on Google, it brought up a ton of pictures of basketball players dunking the ball.

2. The Pats

They're wicked awesome, and if you think otherwise, I'm sorry, but you cannot be a Masshole. Belichick will just not stand for something like that.

3. Tom Brady, GOAT

The God gets a spot on here all to his own. He's every true Massachusetts' girls first crush (sorry, Mahkie Mahk). Ugh. Oh, and try and tell a Masshole that Brady is a cheater, I dare you.

4. Boston Strong

As the man Big Papi said himself, "This is our fuc*in city". And, ain't nobody gonna change that.

5. The Sox

National and historic legends, right here at home.

6. Lobstah!

You don't have to be wicked fancy or anything to love it. Besides, most of us are wicked laid bahk anyways.

7. Wicked

No, not the musical, but I'm talkin' about the original meaning of the word. Wicked is a top adjective for the asses of Mass. Most of us use it at least twice in every sentance. Oh, and long live the wicked pissah.

8. Driving like drunken, enraged and vulgar NASCAR drivers.

No apologies, and if you tell me to "go pahk my cah in Bahstan Yahd," I'm going to be sure to "pahk my cah" somewhere where the sun don't shine.

9. Cold winters and hot summers

Here in Mass, the perfect blend of every one of the four beautiful seasons blesses us each year, including every year the Pats win a Super Bowl, which is sort of a lot. The seasons almost change as quickly as our attitudes and road rage!

10. Massholes never stop loving Boston

No matter what happens, a true Masshole will aways have a sense of unwavering pride for the most beautiful city in the world.

I love you Massachusetts, rock on fellow Massholes.