Sick of all the latest fad diets? Tired of your pants being just a bit too tight? Fed up with your former classmates trying to sign you up for ItWorks? AREN'T WE ALL?! Luckily for you, dear reader, I have been doing some extensive research. While we have all been surfing the web and hanging on to every last word by Dr. Oz, it turns out, the secret to living a healthy life style has been embedded in us since we were children. Thanks to our favorite Disney and Pixar classics, the ideal diet is no longer such a mystery. Here is 98450288460 times Disney taught me about eating right:

1. Start the day off with a healthy breakfast of five dozen eggs

Because don't we all want to be roughly the size of a barge?

2. Restrict yourself to a diet of only carrots.

3. Don't like the taste? A spoonful of sugar helps the vegetables go down.

It's the good kind of sugar, right?

4. Prefer fruit over veggies? Just find some in the woods.

If you start hallucinating and spinning through space, don't worry. That's supposed to happen.

5. Accept any food from strangers.

Set your pride aside; it won't kill you to accept a little charity.

6. No idea how to cook? Seek advice from your rodent friends.

Definitely sanitary. NOT a health code violation. 10/10 recommend.

7. Make sure to get protein from various sources.

8. Allow for cheat days.

9. Always eat yellow snow.

It's lemon.

10. Maybe don't eat at all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯